joey daniewicz

lost my entire brain watching Sirat at the Main tonight. jesus fucking christ

It was only January that this city council voted unanimously to ask Gov. Walz to institute an eviction moratorium. So the politics has really changed. Half of them won't even vote to extend notice by 30 days.

it would appear that this hemlocke springs album has the juice

oh god nick

This is known as the riddle of the trash barricades: We've established MPD is never going to intervene in cases of reckless, dangerous behavior/driving by federal agents. So why send cops to disassemble barricades erected to address a problem that police won't?

Fawley: "We have one person who has 76 violations so far."

Weird but true: Shortly before the ICE surge, MPD added policy language about federal immigration enforcement to include a "duty to intervene and duty to report." But somehow we got through the last several months and MPD never intervened, never forwarded any cases to the county attorney's office.

Not only has MPD not intervened in cases where feds use unlawful force, today we learned MPD has submitted nothing to the county attorney related to crimes committed by federal agents.

Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges can't believe how much money MPD spent on overtime during the ICE surge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5FX...

Image reads Financial Assistance Needed for Unemployed Trans Woman in Minnesota - March Rent $1100, Car Insurance $500, Car Payment $500, Phone/Internet $400 - CashApp: @valastra, gofundme below

I've been unemployed since mid-January. Please give if you can and share if you can't (particularly with out of state folks - i know lots of people here are tapped out helping our immigrant neighbors). Cashapp is preferred for speed but GFM link is here as well: gofund.me/60f278db3

A much-needed apology, but even if it came sooner, why would anyone trust her judgment as a representative? This issue was blindingly obvious to anyone, and she wants a promotion?

She’s raised almost $20m to help Minnesota – she thinks you can do it too Ashley Fairbanks launched Stand with Minnesota as ICE raids rocked her home town – now donations are pouring in, and families’ rent is being paid

Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com launched Stand With Minnesota standwithminnesota.com, a mutual aid repository supporting residents under ICE's siege, in early Jan. in the weeks since, it's facilitated covering people's rents and flown folks detained back home from Texas.

she can help you do it, too.

i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

After a 2 year hiatus, Our Streets says this year they're back to host the kind of Open Streets you know and love on Lyndale and Cedar.

You'll want to avoid riding in the accordion section until further notice.

Warren was just elected last year and doesn't yet understand you have the option of not speaking during council meetings.

Council Member Pearll Warren speaking against a resolution calling for defunding immigration enforcement. Says it would leave us defenseless against immigrants from "the land of one-eyed people eaters, and they had three hairs on top of their head — if they're doing something crazy that's not okay."

Any news publication that doesn't immediately sever all ties with a writer upon learning this shouldn't be taken seriously.

Sorry you're feeling sick, Benj! You should not be a journalist.

Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy" YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

jacob frey would be epic and based for exactly one day if he accepted the nobel peace prize on the city's behalf and he joked that he was going to give the award to its rightful recipient donald trump

always a fun time when the dude who lives above you is yelling and probably crying and angrily stomping many times at 11pm at night

(the vibe i got is that he's upset about some romantic strife over the phone)

pour one out for the glitch artists now that glitches are inherent to poor attempts to pass something off as art

after a weird CGI animated short aired as part of last night's Main Theater showing of the Don Hertzfeldt Animation Mixtape, a guy in the crowd goes "fuck AI!"

made damn sure afterwards, but it was not AI. let's calm down folks

Homan thanks Mayor Frey for cracking down on the trash barricades. Thanks Walz for sending state troopers to protect federal agents.

Thought including Patel at the end might confuse people

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

Dawanna Wittless imo

Majors By Age Men's Singles Major Wins By Age

After Carlos Alcaraz won last year's Australian Open final to become the youngest man to win the career Grand Slam, I worked on a visualization that compares how many majors the best Open Era players (minimum four majors) won, except normalized by age.

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