Dude... that's so mossed up...

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

I hope you know I laughed so hard my cat ran away into the next room

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Corrupted version lives in my mind rent free

Switching from a civic to a subaru has been a downgrade in gas mileage by literally half but I stoll love this thing regardless

I think the White House employee behind the Twitter account should be publicly flogged and humiliated

Did you meet eggplant face yet

large replica skeleton with jeans edited on it. the skeleton is standing in a fenced off yard

do not come for my ass

Starship Troopers is the most in your face satire on fascism ever put to film and some idiots still refuse to see that. That's their fault not the film. It doesn't matter how obvious you make it people will be dumb

Im sorry but their media literacy being dumb is not breaking bad's fault

the ios8 wave hoax that was allegedly meant to make iphones charge via microwaves

rt to fool a bluesky dev

you ever think about how the spacesuit helmets in Lightyear retract and would just go straight into their torsos

just look at his RE5 outfits bro

HE'S GAY

Had me fucking SOBBING.

just accidentally discovered that fourthwall changed our entire checkout page and set the donation field to auto-hide. no fucking idea when.

that might explain the staggering lack of donations from new customers lately, which is KINDA FUCKING IMPORTANT when you run a voluntary profit shop

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

kamen rider zeztz catastrom form

buzzwole

finally realized what zeztz's latest form reminded me of

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

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Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

in case he leave it at home on accident that day

this is from yesterday
bsky.app/profile/tubb...

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/b...

This is from December

bsky.app/profile/prof...

Sort of anecdotal, but my time in the auto insurance industry has convinced me that a LOT of the dudes with the jacked up $80K Ford F150s are paycheck to paycheck, have staggering commutes, and get absolutely killed by quickly rising gas prices

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Ben Stiller calls out the White House for using 'Tropic Thunder' clips in a war video

"We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie"