Had a Russian Tangerine Twatneck at my feeder...
09.04.2025 16:06
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Looks like our national bird will no longer be the majestic American Eagle...it will be replaced with the Russian Tangerine Twatneck, that Donald has had removed from the invasive species list...a fat, ugly little thing that shits constantly, and has the most annoying song you've ever heard...
04.04.2025 21:27
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Well folks I'm in a bad mood today...I've had enough of these idiots....who are we gonna eat first ? Or are we thinking more of a stew or gruel ?
29.03.2025 20:37
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The things I could tell you...😉
28.03.2025 01:45
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Kristi Noem has been enjoying her Cosplay immensely lately...don't forget to head over to her Onlyfans and check out her new movie " Warden of Wisdom : Kristi does El Salvador "!! Stay tuned for her collab with MTG !
27.03.2025 22:16
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Pete Hegseth just sent this to my wife's knitting class...and yes I have a wife....
25.03.2025 22:43
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Well folks it's certainly an exciting day! Today we welcome my twin brother Pete's Diaper to the team! While I work behind the scenes in Donald's pants, my brother's duties will be somewhat different. Verbal diarrhea is his specialty...
25.03.2025 15:39
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He's had ED for years...trust me...
22.03.2025 19:14
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Aw that's sweet, but long distance relationships are just so difficult...
22.03.2025 19:08
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Not to be outdone by his son's ability to turn on a laptop, yesterday Donald demonstrated multiple times that he has figured out how to open a pen...next week will be ABC's and counting to 10...
22.03.2025 19:02
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Yikes...it looks like something you'd see in the garbage at a dentist's office...
22.03.2025 00:38
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Sorry there's no good news in the obits today folks...I honestly can't wait to be unemployed....
21.03.2025 18:25
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This wasn't an accident folks...it coincided perfectly with the release of Melania...by Melania. The first of a series of adult toys by our First Lady. Upcoming releases include the Elon-gate prosthetic extension and the Rubio Rocket. Donald will have an NFT...in this case "Nothings F@#$ing There"
19.03.2025 02:44
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I've received a lot of DM's asking why I don't "proudly display" our flag in my bio...I will proudly display our flag in my bio when I am once again a proud American...
16.03.2025 21:55
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Donald's latest rocket, designed by himself and Elon. It has been described as both unique and horrifying. It also resembles a mushroom.
So Elon and Donald tested these today...jointly designed by the 2 of them.Every single 1 went off prematurely just after leaving the platform...He said he has never put more of himself into a project before...I can assure you that it is totally accurate...both unique and horrifying all at once....
16.03.2025 20:23
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So to answer the question "why is his tie so long..?" Donald's tie is multi purpose. Not only to cover the whoopsies on the front...but it is perforated like toilet paper. Here he is reloading his tie after accidentally having a vegetable...all it takes is a sprig of parsley...
15.03.2025 15:44
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Donald's Diapers official identification issued by the state department
So I have been asked many times if this is a parody account or if this is really me...it's me folks!! Here is my very official ID. Now you know for sure. This thing gets me places you could never imagine...even Donald called it the most powerful ID card of all ID cards that were ever ID cards...🤢
14.03.2025 04:25
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Donald Trump looking for his golf ball because he sucks.
So yesterday Conald made me help him look for his balls. I simply reminded him I've lived in his pants for nearly 80 years and I've never found them either....
13.03.2025 15:39
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Finally someone posted a pic of my good side...
12.03.2025 22:35
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Well it was an interesting day ...Donald decided he would do an infomercial for Tesla and Elon today. It wasn't a completely horrible day...until he thought he needed to spend a half an hour showing everyone how " fast " his new shoes are...and it had to be the day after he got re-oranged. 😫😫
12.03.2025 06:00
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🤣🤣🤣
11.03.2025 18:21
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Actually, that IS his nickname...
11.03.2025 18:16
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Hahaha love the second one
11.03.2025 01:01
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🤣🤣🤣 that's awesome
11.03.2025 00:59
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🤣🤣🤣 nice one!
11.03.2025 00:58
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Donald's diaper in a thankful pose .
Hey everyone, just wanted to say thank you for such a warm welcome to Bluesky ! I'm a social media first timer so thanks for taking it easy on me. Thanks most of all for giving somewhere to vent! Remember there's 340 million of us in America ! Let's make sure Donald knows we aren't happy !
10.03.2025 23:18
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Hahahaha
10.03.2025 15:03
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I know exactly where there are....
10.03.2025 14:44
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Donald Trump, Geert Wilders,Boris Johnson, Michael Fabricant and Rain Epler
So Donald is meeting with politicians from the UK, Estonia and the Netherlands this week...great another long flight under his ass... They will be meeting to record their first single for release for their as yet unamed band.They want me to bring back the best you guys have to suggest. Lets Go!! 👇👇
10.03.2025 05:50
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Love it 😄
10.03.2025 02:19
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