Mindy Furano

Sometimes I’ll feel like I’m doing okay mentally and then I’ll yawn out the word “help”

Respectfully, screw them I trust you

Trusting your opinion based on how intelligent you are. That has to spill over into pen selection somehow

I then arrive in a limo with a massive check. He was on The Price Is Right earlier that day and left it behind.

you roll over and try again by the second oncoming limo, carrying a grieving widow who takes you in. you two spend 20 amazing years together before she passes from a third limo collision (rich guy, you finally make money)

Jehovah’s Witness brochure gets it

1961 baby Barack Obama entering the scene in 2008

then the exploded mayonnaise takes off its mask to reveal its miracle whip

How I arrived to BlueSky

new bio just dropped

he got all the ladies screamin’ “AOWWWW MISTA SHEFFIELD!” in the club 💃🏻

if anyone ruins this for me I swear to god

the dad from the nanny is top 10 most handsome and charming men to exist. going to say he’s a good person too based on very little other than him and his wife of forever seem cute. this is exactly how I would write his biography.

LOL oh thank god

I actually didn’t include the cake emoji because I know you’re gluten free so this eases me

Happy Kendra Day!! 💖🧙‍♀️✨🎈

last note: IMDb credits was the majority of “me too” so that didn’t make sense. god bless

I looked him up and now feel bad that I imagined middle guy the who time. Thomas Haden Church is cleared of all accusations. I also hate that I might have laughed at that joke depending on the context. (It probably wasn’t a joke though 😩)

like that, but the “post-feminist event” part sadly lines up because men have hidden behind that for years. also interesting that it happened during “me too”. some idiots (with punchable faces) assume they don’t count because they have IMDb credits

damn, yes that was a lot of my experience on twitter too and like she says about “the first 50 years of her life” I would either assume it was a joke if that out of left field or allow it to be “chill” if it wasn’t a two way situation as that clearly wasn’t. so sad to know someone his age is still

(would date either option)

wow the middle one has played a villian or something before and for sure emits some kind of predatory energy. sure he’s great irl who knows I’ve reached my google quota for the day

I haven’t watched the show but any season of a show that is completely off from others I usually don’t like so I’ll agree

“have you ever dated tony shaloub?”
“you should check if paul reiser is single”

- friend who thinks he’s being supportive of “my type”

I never got into it either and just looked up Wings - grateful Tony Shalhoub has gone on to be great

also the cast is gen x and they claim the show didn’t evolve so what are they on about

plz leave us out of this

she’s a goofball too, she must just find him too reminiscent of bob from twin peaks