rach

Pink n smooth just like my bubble gum *pop*

You know what at least for the night it did

will t4t save me from a string of toxic unstable men? tune in tonight to find out

100% as i started thinking about transitioning i quit alcohol to focus on myself and only started again three and a half years later once i had finished my social transition and got my hormones to target

god forbid a girl have daddy issues

No leakingfor me, and if there is blood just a spot

To the disgusting people saying that Renee Good's son is now orphaned.
I wish you a very fck off.
She had a wife and she is also the mother of that son too.
Y'all just really wanna be homophobic out here.

Wow you are a total embarrassment to your constituents.

Regular respectful and kinky sex with a consistent partner i can build trust with might actually actually fix me

Pedro from GoT tho

By giving the grinch a relatable tragic backstory they actually improved on the original in some ways i think

top tier christmas movies, my family has been watching this one on xmas eve since the 90s.
“bob cratchet, i am going to raise your salary”
“oooh and im gonna raise you right off the pavement and… oh”

it can be 😆 but the intrusive thoughts and constant distraction and the complete lack of control when someone starts pushing your buttons takes some getting used to

‘when i was a little boy’

whats a series of skeets? a skread?

its cuffing season and by that they mean that it is time for someone to put handcuffs on me and rail me

That could be me.

and then, as he sips his hundredth cup, time stops and a golden light shines down from the heavens, the angels sing and using flash-like superpowers of superhuman speed hes able to save an entire ballroom from a blazing inferno?

i just bought a pourover thing and you know that episode of Futurama where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee because he gets $200 and that’s how he wants to spend it and so he’s jittering around splashing coffee everywhere the whole episode as the number of cups tick up to 100

gorb morbling

3 time dick slobbering contest gold medalist

ive been on the fence about getting a boob job. if i post tits will yall help me decide

never been so happy to look like an idiot at the bus stop

forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam

😳😬🤭

the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston

reject modernity
embrace tradition

fallout girl

fine i will! thank you very much! have a good night!

i have a feeling it will in a couple weeks

yea maddie!