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#1 Sunday Times bestselling author, because apparently that matters. New Statesman, New World, Oh God What Now, The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything, Paper Cuts (RIP). Londoner. *Not* an American.

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UK polling here genuinely quite promising

06.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much every political scientist who could do maths said "not much of one" long before election day. Matt G picked a pretty terrible seat for Reform. But naturally, Goodwin is making that everyone's fault but his own.

06.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

The most seductive thing about a social media platform is its ability to create an immersive world that mimics but is different from the β€˜actual’ world and in so doing teach its participants to act as if that created world is indeed the real world.

06.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

telling that these guys used to *know* it was not a good gauge of public opinion, right up until the point ot started agreeing with their priors

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I will never understand is....Twitter was *never* a good gauge of public opinion! I genuinely cannot understand the people who have clearly been using it as a measure of something other than 'internal leadership contests' (where it was genuinely useful' or 'ways to discover cool links'.

05.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4

Plausible! suspect local factors the big thing though

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Non-protest vote.

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Family voting

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...anyone?

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

dumb joke, ignore x

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...is this not the burner account? huh

05.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mine is a name actually it is just stupidly spelt thank you

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay but "Markwayne" isn't a name though

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0

delightfully this resulted in my all time best monthly income from this thing. thank you, Matt Goodwin! thank you!!

05.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine went as Schrodinger's Cat once. At least I think they did.

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If your political strategy is to alienate your entire voter base and pave the way for a hard-right government, sure

05.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
The Eleventh Plague This week: I am begging my government to just once try to be normal. Also: a new (old) way of dividing Europe, thanks to the Knights of St John; and Charley says here’s some more public information.

oh I've actually written about him too jonn.substack.com/p/the-eleven...

05.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes

05.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No, it is the children who are wrong This week: Keir Starmer has decided that he blames the voters. Also: some golden age anti-car propaganda; and some new maps of British living standards.

Halas & Batchelor, the British animation studio which produced the "Charley" public information films for the Attlee government, won a nomination at the 1964 Oscars for a short satire of US car culture called Automania 2000. It's absolutely delightful

jonn.substack.com/i/189868301/...

05.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
"Spotted at last week’s Sirplus sample sale: Michael Gove. He bought jumpers (but did stop to consider the posh boxers) and was left slightly red-faced when the cashier asked him for his name, and then β€œhow to spell Gove”."

"Spotted at last week’s Sirplus sample sale: Michael Gove. He bought jumpers (but did stop to consider the posh boxers) and was left slightly red-faced when the cashier asked him for his name, and then β€œhow to spell Gove”."

from today's popbitch, a lesson in how to politely remove any dignity from any of these asshats you might encounter. love this. imagine the joy of "and how do you spell Cameron?" and still getting it wrong. no managers can tell you off, is the joy of it

05.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Todd
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Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this?
Explain it to me like I'm 5.
Canal
RIOS 508
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP.
MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1906 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 35

almost certainly true

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is useful thank you

05.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nm, got it

bsky.app/profile/robf...

05.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that was it, but thank you!

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys like splaining, help a guy out - there was some polling showing that Britons are not liberal on immigration but are more concerned about fairness than the rhetoric allows for, and didn't just want to screw over those who'd been here for years already. Does anyone remember it?

05.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a pervasive attitude that the only voters that matter are people who have aged out of supporting a centre left party, but who may have at one point in their lives voted Labour. Voters who are still part of our coalition, who have heard they aren't wanted by us, are instead to be patronised.

03.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I have on other occasions been a bouncer (same logic). Oh, and in our teens, two other friends, @manueky.bsky.social and I were meant to be going to a party as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but due to a catastrophic communications breakdown ended up going as Death, Famine, Del Boy and Rodney.

05.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been to more than one party, Frankie

05.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No this was when I was an undergrad, my friend Beccy wanted to throw a party in our set, I did not. I self-plagiarised at your house many, many years later.

05.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0