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El Gato Negrito: Your Coquito Plug

@victorieux

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·Vivo en ColoradoπŸ”οΈ 🌺(I don't speak Spanish, I'm a no sΓ© fr)🌺

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Gay couple where one is monogamous but the other has an only fans. Like why subject us to that

07.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wasn’t even old enough to vote the first time

07.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@robertrath.bsky.social might enjoy this one 🀣

07.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay so this is how I feel Sex in the City Ended strictly off vibes, and memes on Reddit and Twitter

07.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are utilities, and then there are UTILITIES

07.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is gorgeous the prettiest green eyes I hate her for it!🀣

07.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All Puerto Ricans are black/white/Native American like that's the secret seasoning combo. But my mom is very pro black, wore a dashiki in her 20s type shit, all her children are fully half black even though she's very white passing, so calling her white pisses her off more then anything πŸ’€

07.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My mother is a very light skinned Puerto Rican with long black wavy/straight hair, so she could pass as white very easily but if you spend half a second looking at her you know she's not. Anyways she was saying how her Amazon is cheaper for whatever reason and β€”

07.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter which you are going, into or out of Floridaβ€”the state line is a milestone fr lol

07.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I worry he's talking shit about me in his group chat"

The group chat:

07.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from ed edd n eddy with a big eye ALT: a cartoon character from ed edd n eddy with a big eye

Omg I'm so sorry they won't stop it? You should give me your number so I can call them and tell them to stop it!

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This just made follow for sure

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot explain how much I hate this man as a veteran, like sooooo soooooooooooo much

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's literally just a fancy better tasting original formula four loko!

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn it now I look crazy 😭

05.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn you right

05.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just sent this to my white best friend and told him to get Nana to get her people ready

05.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anything but white freaknik man 😭🫩

05.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Low hanging fruit tbh

05.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I know there are words you can say that embody "white freaknik" without ever needing to type those words. So I'm going to start now at 6:58 MST:

β€’Young Republicans convention
β€’Alpha Delta Pi macaroni salad and raisin convention
β€’Maine
β€’The EU
β€’Reddit
β€’Coachella
β€’Any dating app outside of ATL

05.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Okay I'm off work, let's really get into it:

Stop drinking espresso martinis and do cocaine like an adult

04.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

He probably did a lil toot every now and then

04.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Vulnerable Are Computers to an 80-Year-Old Spy Technique? Congress Wants Answers A pair of US lawmakers are calling for an investigation into how easily spies can steal information based on devices’ electromagnetic and acoustic leaksβ€”a spying trick the NSA once codenamed TEMPEST.

A pair of US lawmakers are calling for an investigation into how easily spies can steal information based on devices’ electromagnetic and acoustic leaksβ€”a spying trick the NSA once codenamed TEMPEST.
www.wired.com/story/how-vu...

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Omg he said "ain't no problem"😭

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually have way too many memes to react to this one for a Wednesday smh leme go back to work

04.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got to start asking men if they sucked dick in the threesome apparently

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Itll weed alotta shit out is all I'm saying

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀭I found it

04.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0