I knew pain management for IUD insertion was inadequate already. Then I got one. Inadequate is a major understatement.
I nearly passed out. My hands and face went numb. My vision black. And that was “normal.” I’m so tired of the healthcare system.
Someone keeps leaving shoes around my apartment, and I keep tripping on them. This is especially weird because I live alone.
Sometimes I almost trick myself into thinking I don’t have ADHD but then I have to move my empty smoothie cup to put my new smoothie in my cup holder because the other cup holder has a half empty coffee in it. And then I remember who tf I am.
I wish everyone would take some time off from being absolutely fucking unhinged tonight
But also it’s fine because
I haven’t walked a single straight line in my apartment since I got a cat
And not like a mix of ramen noodles, and not udon, but straight up barilla-ass-looking noodles. I know a spaghett when I see a spaghett.
I swear GG gave me spaghetti noodles in my ramen tonight and that felt homophobic
Arcane got me crying harder than when my dad went out for milk
The feminine urge to put “fuck you” in the memo line of my rent check
Subskeet
So there I am about to Blueskeet
The flow of blood is temporary
The injury nothing more than a mere scratch to my mortal flesh
But the paint in my heart
The break in my soul
Comes from a wound which may never heal
Betrayal
-Me to Bubbie after he bite my arm
When my phone reminds me of my bedtime it feels like a threat
When I Bluesky do I blue or sky? Asking for friend.
Pee sure I trained my body to need to pee after I brush my teef. How do I stop this madness?
Nobody wants to get off their ass and work these days
Including me
got some red lipstick outside the lines
Gladiator but shit, what was the main character’s name again?
no have YOU turned it off and on again?
Stoked to start a new birth control that is actually okay for those with migraine with aura? Who knew estrogen could cause me to stroke out?
Anybody else feel like frowing right up?
If we accept a love we think we deserve what does that say about us who are owned by cats?
Damn, did I clock out?
indigestion so bad i need narcan
When we have perished
Our father who art in heaven, why you put me on another Social app?
