Skin Weasel

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bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

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One vaccine may provide broad protection against many respiratory infections and allergens Stanford Medicine researchers and their colleagues invented a new vaccine that protects mice from respiratory viruses, bacteria and allergens — the closest yet to a universal vaccine.

Exciting! Stanford researchers have developed a UNIVERSAL INTRANASAL vaccine. A study in mouse models shows that vaccinated mice were protected against Covid & other coronaviruses. Still a long way to humans. This study was #NIH funded.

A potential game changer.
🧪 med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...

My easiest recipe yet for an upside-down cake.
1. Make a cake
2. Trip over the dog

are you forgetting that you are dust and to dust you shall return, playboy?

joan from MAD MEN

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

new mural in newtown

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

You know the old saying: Catch *one* ICE employee in an underage sex trafficking sting, shame on you. Catch TWO ICE employees in an underage sex trafficking sting, shame on you again you fucking psycho collection of lunatic underage sex traffickers.

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

Dang dope as hell

I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like

Me (mouth full): You're a forklift operator? Like if a forklift needs surgery?

My date: We *just* sat down, were those mashed potatoes in your pocket?

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

SaskPower rate hike is 'a little frustrating' for Regina's The Everyday Kitchen

Fuck Trudeau!!
Right guys!?
Right!?
Guys?

My dream duo for True Detective season 5

Cyril Sneer. Winning the big race in the dragula.

Family TV time.

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

we all got that one coworker who’s always down on the ground snuffling at something he shouldn’t be. Get out of there!

To unlock the full potential of our new trade agreements, we need a Team Canada approach.

I would gladly extend this to any business comms just get to the fucking point please.

Man I haaaate that “how is your day going so far/any fun plans for the weekend” have been adopted as customer service pleasantries. I promise we can have a benign interaction without this emotional labor.

Dope painting

by Alex Janvier

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

I'm gonna commit to a second favorite team next year. Wherever Mendoza goes, I go.
LV will require a level of cognitive dissonance, I'm not sure is attainable.
Thoughts&prayers

Lose that helmet #22 That's a wrap

That run. Good grief

I'm at least an hour behind the CFP game. Just saw the blocked punt and holy shit. Sports!