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Trying really hard to do social media without drama here. I'm a father. I cook, write code, brew beer, and play video games if I have the time. Computers suck, but it's our fault.

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Also it's *optional*. A USB-C cable without an e-marker chip is assumed to be capable of USB 2.0 speeds and 60W of power, IIRC. There are a lot of marker-less cables out there that aren't capable of that, though.

07.03.2026 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's an e-marker chip. It's just information that the host and client devices take into account when negotiating. It's still just a cable.

07.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, you're not understanding. This was not a standard protocol. This was not a product. It was a hobbyist project.

It's just a cable.

07.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear the old chants of "glass parking lot" from the 90s.

07.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I mean the MIDI wire protocol over a USB cable. It's just a cable, after all.

07.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen people pass MIDI over USB-C. It doesn't have to "support" anything.

07.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USB-C is just a connector. The USB protocol itself is the problem. And, without the protocol, the appeal of USB is gone.

07.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem with USB is that it was decided that it needs to be all things to all people. That means it's going to be very complicated.

07.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you sure that you actually restarted Steam? Merely closing the window isn't enough.

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Valve grossly miscalculated the direction the hardware industry is moving in, and didn't get their orders in on time. They've corrected their update today to say "we are launching in 2026", but I'll believe it when I see it.

07.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y dey put tiddies on dat monkey?

07.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little boy is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says oh boy . ALT: a little boy is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says oh boy .

If you enjoy chaos and despair, yes.

06.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never trust a guy from Oklahoma with two first names.

06.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valve is talking like they're not even sure the Steam Machine is launching in 2026.

06.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, they're just cashing in the Xbox brand one last time. Valve isn't even sure if they're shipping in 2026.

06.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mean like a portable console with a docking station. I mean like they contract out to another company to manufacture hardware and slap the Xbox brand on it.

06.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they haven't specified because there's nothing to specify. It makes way more sense to sell a gaming PC with an Xbox emulator than to create a whole new "PC" platform for no gain. It's far more likely this is an Xbox ROG Ally situation.

06.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it "plays PC games" but doesn't allow users to use Steam, then it's dead in the water. Another "What were they thinking?" in a long line of Microsoft blunders.

06.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're just cashing in on the Xbox brand one last time before they archive it.

06.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'm sure that they've been to a church. There are some pretty dreadful churches out there.

06.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I thought the worst thing about Proton was that all my emails kept getting soaked up by everyone's spam filter.

06.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe, but if that was the case then Valve wouldn't have to do anything. "You can play PC games but not from Steam" would mean Helix is dead in the water.

06.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all are thinking about this way too much. It's likely just a PC running Windows. Maybe it'll ship with a "living room" shell and an Xbox one/series emulator, that they'll also sell to people that don't buy an Xbox.

06.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valve is absolutely not going to cut off their largest market. Xbox is being reduced to nothing more than a brand. I fully expect Helix to be nothing but a Windows PC made by someone else with Xbox design elements on the case.

Maybe they'll ship an one/series emulator and include a license.

06.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the "forced" part that's going to fail. Most gas stations aren't in a place where that kind of charging capacity can be installed

06.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it initially released, it would respond to audio from the game itself, so if you had voice chat coming in through your TV/Speakers, someone could say "Xbox turn off" and dozens of people would drop from the game.

They fixed that one pretty quick...

06.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh, no. Liberals owning guns is one thing, but "gun culture" is just a toxic cringefest. Hard pass.

06.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the best part of it all was her face. She was probably expecting the Democrats to give her a hard time. She looked completely unprepared to have other Republicans tear into her.

06.03.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

06.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working on a substantial Love2D project burned me *HARD* on Lua. A lot of the things people like about Lua end up getting in the way when you try to do real work with it. I can't really take it seriously.

Plus the Lua community has a version schism that would make the Python community blush.

06.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0