BREAKING: ESPNβs Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.
Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes Iβll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine Iβll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out
10.03.2026 03:24
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Opening to Zero Wing with text edited to read "it is AD 2101 and there is time for Klax".
05.03.2026 23:28
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I would love to follow whoever wrote this on bluesky
26.02.2026 21:54
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Genius hook
26.02.2026 09:43
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Share a TV show that raised you
24.02.2026 22:17
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She uses ffmpeg to fix the formatting of old sailor moon episodes, thatβs so transcoded π³οΈββ§οΈ
24.02.2026 09:58
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Yeah, fruits are often bred to be huge and look nice so youβll buy them, but I think most of that bulk is going to be water, which dilutes the flavour. Same with tomatoes, the best fruit and the best veg, imo.
23.02.2026 09:41
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No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
im getting no therapy done, excellent
23.02.2026 09:28
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Yeah thatβs the thing, stoat offers some hope beyond discord, but youβd have to self-host it to get that independence
16.02.2026 17:00
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Amazing - wish listed!
13.02.2026 21:08
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HIGHWAY NOIR releases Q1 2026
Wishlist on Steam:Β store.steampowered.com/app/3317730/...
You are an underground driver for hire, fired from the Major Crimes Agency
Outpace the law. Take down the conspirators. Make the road your battleground
#HighwayNoir #IndieGame
07.11.2025 18:20
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Bowls are the superior food serving thing in like 9/10 cases.
Noodles, pasta, soup, salads, roast dinners, all best in bowls.
13.02.2026 18:45
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@pyro-dragon.bsky.social new meta just dropped
12.02.2026 14:42
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In Japan, ramen shops have a reputation for being male-coded as they're often dingy, cramped, & full of dudes. Kamiza seeks to change that with its Akasaka store by setting out "amenities" for women (like mirrors) & sporting a mostly female staff during daytime hours.
09.02.2026 22:21
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kirby in the clouds βοΈ
08.02.2026 18:25
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[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
05.02.2026 21:31
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Boooooo, what a dick they are!
28.01.2026 20:11
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the last panel lmao
27.01.2026 00:35
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Wildest post on Bluesky today or your money back
24.01.2026 13:34
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This is the first time Iβm hearing of Microwave DLC
24.01.2026 10:45
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Just the accent, really
24.01.2026 00:18
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Sarta
23.01.2026 13:39
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Piss
23.01.2026 11:41
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Y'know what, nobody else was gonna do it. π
14.01.2026 23:14
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Same!
14.01.2026 11:34
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They are such dicks about that kind of thing
14.01.2026 11:28
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Sounds like a combination of book and rope bondage club lol
14.01.2026 11:27
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 43% full.
13.01.2026 15:13
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You only idolized what you could see: artistic talent. You wouldnβt have idolized them if you knew the bad stuff behind the curtain. Donβt beat yourself for not knowing what you couldnβt have known :)
13.01.2026 15:07
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An edited in paint Halo: CE cover art with Hello and Greetings Evolved below in the Halo font
How are ya, demands the Master Chief
12.01.2026 15:38
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