BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.
Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out
Opening to Zero Wing with text edited to read "it is AD 2101 and there is time for Klax".
I would love to follow whoever wrote this on bluesky
Genius hook
Share a TV show that raised you
She uses ffmpeg to fix the formatting of old sailor moon episodes, that’s so transcoded 🏳️⚧️
Yeah, fruits are often bred to be huge and look nice so you’ll buy them, but I think most of that bulk is going to be water, which dilutes the flavour. Same with tomatoes, the best fruit and the best veg, imo.
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
im getting no therapy done, excellent
Yeah that’s the thing, stoat offers some hope beyond discord, but you’d have to self-host it to get that independence
Amazing - wish listed!
HIGHWAY NOIR releases Q1 2026
Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3317730/...
You are an underground driver for hire, fired from the Major Crimes Agency
Outpace the law. Take down the conspirators. Make the road your battleground
#HighwayNoir #IndieGame
Bowls are the superior food serving thing in like 9/10 cases.
Noodles, pasta, soup, salads, roast dinners, all best in bowls.
@pyro-dragon.bsky.social new meta just dropped
In Japan, ramen shops have a reputation for being male-coded as they're often dingy, cramped, & full of dudes. Kamiza seeks to change that with its Akasaka store by setting out "amenities" for women (like mirrors) & sporting a mostly female staff during daytime hours.
kirby in the clouds ☁️
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
Boooooo, what a dick they are!
the last panel lmao
Wildest post on Bluesky today or your money back
This is the first time I’m hearing of Microwave DLC
Just the accent, really
Sarta
Piss
Y'know what, nobody else was gonna do it. 🔊
Same!
They are such dicks about that kind of thing
Sounds like a combination of book and rope bondage club lol
The piss tank on the ISS is now 43% full.
You only idolized what you could see: artistic talent. You wouldn’t have idolized them if you knew the bad stuff behind the curtain. Don’t beat yourself for not knowing what you couldn’t have known :)
An edited in paint Halo: CE cover art with Hello and Greetings Evolved below in the Halo font
How are ya, demands the Master Chief
