Zumy

let's play the game of "how much work can I get done before the thc hits"

HGTV comes for us all

In the weird limbo where a size 16 feels too big, but my ass is too fat for a size 14

Some of y'all need to take several steps back sometimes, jfc

At a certain point, this is 100% what it's about

People make mistakes all the time. We should cut others the slack we hope would be cut for us.

Bluesky's threads shitting themselves after some weirdo goes on a block session will never not be funny to me

I feel like people are being a bit weird in here, but I'm sure they're more than confused and a bit riled up about that happening - even if it wasn't sponsored or official

I realize there's some scary shit going on rn, and it's easy to doomscroll and echo the bad things, but also please remember to take some time offline to breathe, process, and think about the next steps.

DBDT and all that, but I've got a family and community I've gotta fight and stick around for

I'll just be the most annoying pos

gadZooks i would Zumy all over those Zumers

boobs or some shit

it's been a while, go nuts

Coming out of the woodwork to say that I do not like UB sets being legal in standard/modern, and this is what's needed imo

be well, be good

please get a life offline, seriously

this is a very Scream thing to do imo

uh huh

chill tf out

be the angsty Chihuahua you were meant to be

can we really be together if you won't two-step to Dixon Dallas

Outside of family - 60% of my life is devoted to producing and game dev, and the other 40% remains a mystery to even me

this is what I wear to be a very professional boss btw

shout-out to the mirror

Yes.

I also wail that song.

I'm at the age where if you put Brooks & Dunn on, I'm going to sing I'm so sorry

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(no you did not see my last post with the autocorrect)

can i get a shoebox roll call 👁️

Vague post but my intuition ain't ever wronggg I stg