*in line at the bank*
Lady: *turns to me* are you recording me?!
Me: what?..
Lady: are those those “metal” glasses?! You can’t record me you pervert!
Me: “meta glasses” no they’re not I wouldn’t be caught dead with those things and honestly don’t flatter yourself lady.
How I arrived on Bluesky:
“You guys we need to talk about Kylie Jenner!”
Do we? Do we really need to?
Ok let’s see why everyone is talking about Jim OOOHHH MY GOD!!!!
Oh! Me please! =D
Ugh why do all of my paw friends live so far away!
@skgyae.bsky.social ??
Easy I don’t shower in the evening :p
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In order to get the MoH you need to server in the military your draft dodging piece of shit!
And I don’t feel good about it because I swore I would never be THAT customer.
But if you’re so short staffed to where you can’t complete an order they was placed 45 minutes ago maybe you should be helping instead of making small talk!
I ordered my coffee before I left the house. Drove 10 minutes to Starbucks. Waited in the slow ass drive thru line for 30 minutes. I watched the kid at the window talk up the people in front of me and when I get to the window I was told my order wasn’t ready ready yet.
Yes I popped off at him
*wakes up*
*sees news*
….
*goes back to bed*
Playing as Leon Kennedy with a fucking chainsaw!
Adenosine is literally turning it off then on back again for people!
Me: any allergies to medication we should be aware of?
Pt: medication
Me: I’m sorry can you be more specific?
Pt: medications! All medications!
Me: ok…well you have a prescription here for Percocet and that it a medication…
Pt: No! I can have that one!
Me: got it all medications but narcotics.
….*sigh* no comment.
There’s seriously a lot more pressing matters going on for me to get involved in some popufur drama.
I don’t know exactly what is going on but it’s not cool to send someone death threats.
Lilly Lovebraides is my vibe.
Watching Lord of Mysteries.
…what the fuck is going on?!
*wife barges in*
Wife: why is it called Racoon City?!
Me: please don’t hurt me o_o
No o_o
Apparently if it’s women’s panties they can be stuffed into the cup slot
It’s not! D=
Who the fuck is washing their underwear in hotel coffee makers?!?!
Uh-oh Trump didn’t get his way. Time for him to call and “emergency” press conference and whine like the little bitch baby he is.
There’s a root beer float one too?!
What am I giving up for lent?
My job
B, E, Y
I need to find that Dr. pepper ice cream >_>
Same bro :(
I don’t turn my webcam on for meetings because you’re going to see the faces I’m making at your stupidity.
