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Writer. Photographer. Late-Nighter. He/him. Nazis can eat shit.

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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 14155 πŸ” 4754 πŸ’¬ 2022 πŸ“Œ 690
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Kristi Noem Ran DHS Into the Ground. That’s Not Why She Got Fired. Kristi Noem just found Trump’s red line, becoming the first cabinet member to be fired in his second term. But it wasn’t for the reasons you’d think.

β€œKristi Noem tried to upstage the President. And Trump would never stand for that. You can run an agency into the ground, and trample all over Americans’ constitutional rights, and use government funding like it’s your own personal slush fund. But you absolutely cannot steal Trump’s spotlight."

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2072 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 24
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This ghoul has finally been fired. But make no mistake, Stephen Miller is still in charge of DHS and especially ICE.

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 4726 πŸ” 1053 πŸ’¬ 252 πŸ“Œ 53
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7982 πŸ” 2713 πŸ’¬ 704 πŸ“Œ 226

LFG

04.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psst. MAGA normals... your idol has forsaken you. He doesn't give a shit about regular people. Even the dogwalker got out on a private jet.

04.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On average, over my entire lifetime (b. 1970):

-Every. Single. GOP President to date save Ford has taken America to war.

-EVERY. Single. GOP President has crashed the economy.

-On average with the exception of Carter, DNC Presidents end up bailing us out of bad economies created by GOP policies.

01.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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01.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 6470 πŸ” 2256 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 139
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Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice.

Read my full statement:

28.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 6361 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 315 πŸ“Œ 270
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 13789 πŸ” 3341 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 70
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Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

26.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1326 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 93

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump is plotting to steal the 2026 election and his buddy David Ellison and Bari Weiss just won control of CNN.

I started Democracy Docket to be fiercely independent and pro-democracy. No corporate investors. It will never back down. Support it by subscribing now. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

26.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 5285 πŸ” 1766 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 36
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Netflix ditches deal for Warner Bros. Discovery after Paramount’s offer is deemed superior Netflix is ditching a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery's studio and streaming assets after the WBD board deemed a revised bid by Paramount to be superior.

This really feels like an Orban/Erdogan situation in which the aspiring dictator is making sure his friendly oligarchs control as much media as possible

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/26/w...

26.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 5052 πŸ” 1481 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 105

How many Kansas Republicans got assigned "piece of shit" at birth?

26.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nearly halfway funded in under two days! Still plenty of time to reserve your copy β€” or get some special flong!

26.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Team USA’s gold medal MAGA celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid The NHL has spent years investing in inclusivity. One game changed that.

ETTD

www.sbnation.com/nhl/1104402/...

24.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about Kash Patel flying to Milan to party with the U.S. men’s hockey team on a private jet paid for with taxpayer dollars is that he’s protecting billionaire pedophiles like Donald Trump and Elon Musk in the Epstein files.

23.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 795 πŸ” 280 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7
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Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

22.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 21141 πŸ” 5929 πŸ’¬ 594 πŸ“Œ 293
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A tariff β€œrefund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

21.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 12458 πŸ” 5013 πŸ’¬ 773 πŸ“Œ 473
More than 75,000 Post readers cancelled their subscriptions after the recent cuts. An even larger number bailed after Bezos killed the endorsement of Harris, but now the decline feels terminal. Bezos does not want a great paper with a conservative opinion page (like the Wall Street Journal). He seemingly barely wants a paper at all, treating one of the most important American media institutions like an embarrassing child from a previous marriage that no longer fits his lifestyle.

More than 75,000 Post readers cancelled their subscriptions after the recent cuts. An even larger number bailed after Bezos killed the endorsement of Harris, but now the decline feels terminal. Bezos does not want a great paper with a conservative opinion page (like the Wall Street Journal). He seemingly barely wants a paper at all, treating one of the most important American media institutions like an embarrassing child from a previous marriage that no longer fits his lifestyle.

This sounds unbelievable but its true: since Bezos acquired The Post, his wealth has grown tenfold and the Post has been cut in half.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-trust-...

22.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2217 πŸ” 647 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 33

I’m sure this makes the 30,000 Amazon employees laid off since October super happy

22.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A sternly worded letter? What are they, democrats?

20.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, he’s still here

20.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PageMaker pioneer Paul Brainerd, 1947-2026: Aldus founder devoted his second chapter to the planet Paul Brainerd, who coined the term "desktop publishing" and built Aldus Corporation's PageMaker into one of the defining programs of the personal computer era, died Sunday at his home on Bainbridge Is...

It's not hyperbole to say I wouldn't be where I am today without PageMaker. My school paper had a Mac Plus and swapped 3.5-in disks often to run both the Mac and PageMaker. RIP to the man who made it, Paul Brainerd. Great writeup by @toddbishop.bsky.social

www.geekwire.com/2026/pagemak...

19.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

19.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 11156 πŸ” 2753 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 57
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I Ran 30 Miles Testing 5 Smartwatches to Find Out Which One You Can Actually Trust Apple, Garmin, Samsung, Google or Amazfit? I compared each one against a chest strap for heart rate accuracy and found a clear winner.

My colleague Vanessa Hand Orellana wrote an excellent labs-tested article comparing the performance of top smartwatches -- running 30 miles over two months! Talk about sweating over every detail. Great read for anyone looking at their health, not just for athletes

www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/...

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And then there is this... Congress approved the budget for USAID, and Vought and the Trump administration killed it. And are now raiding those dollars for more luxury for these monsters:
bsky.app/profile/fain...

19.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

16.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 30349 πŸ” 8796 πŸ’¬ 578 πŸ“Œ 462
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I Put the iPhone Through the 10-Year Challenge With This 2016 vs. 2026 Camera Test iPhone 17 Pro vs. iPhone 7 Plus: I took an iPhone from 2016 and did a series of photography tests to see how it compares against Apple's current 2026 flagship.

This was a joy to edit for CNET: Prakhar Khanna doing the 2016-2026 photo challenge, but instead taking pictures with an iPhone 7 Plus and iPhone 17 Pro Max. www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/...

16.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow I tagged the wrong Scott in this post. Derp. Should be @scottstein.bsky.social !

16.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0