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@hausofhez

πŸ“Vancouver πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ“Ž When I said I liked my hells fresh, I WAS JOKING. [SALTY LANGUAGE ALERT: These skeets & reskeets are 100% mine & shouldn't be confused for those of any client or company that employs me. I mind my business elsewhere, this is just personal.]

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The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

05.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 438 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 18
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

This headline should win an award

06.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 33

main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3

Is it markwaynes or markswayne

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2
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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1681 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 119
Rick Steves' Iran (2009)
Rick Steves' Iran (2009) YouTube video by Rick Steves' Europe

This is a beautiful portrait from the inimitable @ricksteves.bsky.social of the people who are suffering in Iran, both under its theocracy and from our nation's warmongering.

01.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen stateβ€”embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 5944 πŸ” 1553 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 532

Fucking legends. I am in awe at this truly masterful response.

04.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSorry, I’m used to UNHOOKING stuff on much shorter people”

02.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1134 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 2
Photo of a doorway created with twigs in a lush green forest

Photo of a doorway created with twigs in a lush green forest

β€œPassage”, 2007 by German installation artist Cornelia Konrads #womensart #Spring

02.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 1191 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 17

At this point I think we can all agree that the simple act being transgender and continuing to live as such is an active act of resistance against fascism

26.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard says and rohan will answer Alt: GIF from Lord Of The Rings: Return of The King in which King ThΓ©oden of Rohan (played by actor Bernard Hill) is responding to the lighting of the beacons of Gondor by saying β€œAnd Rohan will answer"

Just let me know when to light the beacons and muster the horse-lords! Ole Smeagol Sim has an appointment with the Crack of Doom.

27.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evan nails it here. Committing to being an independent journalist is a fundamentally hopeful position that we can build something new from billionaires’ scorched earth, having no idea if it will actually work.

27.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1831 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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a group of people are standing in a circle with a small child in the middle ALT: a group of people are standing in a circle with a small child in the middle

Chappy, old chum! You’re running?!?! It’ll be the easiest box I've ever had to tick! LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!

27.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37008 πŸ” 11952 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 800
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Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like β€œWhat happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

27.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1440 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Milkshake puck

25.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 5007 πŸ” 723 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 22
A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. A drawing of a Polaroid SX-70, a foldable instant camera that some would say is one of the best cameras ever in history. It is silver and black with patches of brown fake leather on some of the body panels. It is unfolded into its characteristic mass of unlikely angles. The camera is set against a background rectangle filled with the colors filled with the colors of the Polaroid packaging rainbow. A photo is protruding from the camera and has developed to reveal only white letters on black reading β€˜Maybe it’ll happen today’.

A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. A drawing of a Polaroid SX-70, a foldable instant camera that some would say is one of the best cameras ever in history. It is silver and black with patches of brown fake leather on some of the body panels. It is unfolded into its characteristic mass of unlikely angles. The camera is set against a background rectangle filled with the colors filled with the colors of the Polaroid packaging rainbow. A photo is protruding from the camera and has developed to reveal only white letters on black reading β€˜Maybe it’ll happen today’.

07.05.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 10
A circular embroidered patch featuring a defiant penguin holding a large knife. The penguin stands in the center of a white circle, surrounded by a black border with the white capitalized text: "BECOME UNGOVERNABLE."

A circular embroidered patch featuring a defiant penguin holding a large knife. The penguin stands in the center of a white circle, surrounded by a black border with the white capitalized text: "BECOME UNGOVERNABLE."

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
collabs.shop/bodeda

23.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"

the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

24.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3731 πŸ” 795 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 21
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At least there was this small win

22.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada dramatically outplayed and outshot the U.S. We got goalied, simple as that, which happens.

But we can all come together as a nation and agree it was Gretzky's fault. Ban him in 2030.

22.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest bollard walks in history.
#WorldBollardAssociation

22.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 5569 πŸ” 1250 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 109

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

22.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 5455 πŸ” 1608 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 34

Spent 30 mins on this Saturday morning fully degunking my dishwasher. Ever since *That Video*, I do not skip this step in its regular maintenance, much as I absolutely loathe doing it. (I make a face & breathe through my mouth literally the entire time.) Now we’re on the vinegar rinse! Please clap!

21.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This genuinely about sums it up. All that's missing is the [ahem] *royal purple* lighting cue, followed by the extended time he made all those thirsty partisan press corps goblins wait to lap up his nonsensical dribble.

20.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, so much prep before a Trump press conference. Change his diapers, give the Tide Stain Stick a workout on his ketchup-splattered suit, quick glam glow-up, hand off a β€œDO NOT CONGRATULATE” note, paint his hands, kiss his ass…

20.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is honestly a genuine pathway opening to stripping this man of his assets and exiling him to russia or whatever warlord will have him

20.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 367 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

20.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 584 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4