josh

lol he’s innocent!!!

☺️😆 you wouldn’t want it any other way!

Awww thank you! 🥹 I believe I found you from a photo of Hammie causing chaos in the best sort of way. Your posts often make me laugh, so thank you for bringing that levity into the world. And seeing your and Hammie’s adventures is always lovely too! 😻

Yah, well if they ask you to take your top off at least get the money first.

Okay I’ll stop! lol

Most smartest!!!

Oof this is exactly where I’m at…

It is scary but it can also feel like a new adventure, bringing new energy and people into your life. For me, the planning process of each move really helped quell a majority to my fears.

‘White Lotus’ star Carrie Coon talks about her viral sprint scene in the season finale:

“Look, I’m an American and I’m a New Yorker, and if you think I don’t know where the exits are in any building I’m in, then you’re not paying attention to the news.”

lol whuuut

tooooo real lol

Chelsea learned the hard that way white men and astrology won't save you. #whitelotus

Dow Jones Crash parties could be fun. 📉 🤷‍♂️

That season of White Lotus was like a Terrence Malick movie: visually stunning, packed with talent, aggressively pointless

Two lasting truths: You can't fix ugly or dumb.

We all need to be unruly on Mondays. It might make Sunday scaries less of a thing.

lol that ass (slap) was perfect.

Twinks can’t be killed!! #whitelotus

Melatonin gummies stand no chance against depression and anxiety-induced sleeplessness 😂

i need disgusting fries in my disgusting body right now

They don’t think that deeply — they’ll just blame Biden.

if you’re ever feeling unsexy just remember that there is someone out there mad that they can’t fuck you no more. you are coveted, wanted & loved my dear. be blessed.

Regardless of the stock market, most millennials’ retirement plan is to walk into the ocean. 🌊

Thank you for asking. 🥹 It was an emotionally volatile week and felt very low…but I’m alive and trying to be gentle with myself. Trying to remember one foot in front of the other.

We do…it’s tough to stop once these thoughts get rolling.

I’m glad to hear the worst is over. 😮‍💨

Oh no, hope you feel better soon!! Bless the saltines.

100% — I feel attacked and appreciative at the same time lol

Oof…

I didn’t know how much I needed said double feature. 🥵🤪