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software engineer at Bloomberg LP, TC39 delegate, linguist, ex-academic. i also post about sports and politics. opinions etc are my own. he/they.

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1 seems right, 3 seems wrong but understandable. 2 is just silly

27.02.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) [Person with white hat talking to another person.] PERSON 1 with white hat: As Sherlock Holmes said, When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. (2) PERSON 2: What about the possibility that you forgot to eliminate a possibility? Or that you eliminated one incorrectly? Both of those remain, too. (3) PERSON 1: Youโ€™re being pedantic. Itโ€™s just a general rule for deduction. PERSON 2: But itโ€™s a *bad rule*. (4) PERSON 2: How often have you thought, โ€œI canโ€™t find this thing, and Iโ€™ve searched the whole house. The only place I havenโ€™t looked is the car, so it *must* be there.โ€ PERSON 2: ...And then itโ€™s never in the car. PERSON 1: *Itโ€™s never in the car!*

4-panel comic. (1) [Person with white hat talking to another person.] PERSON 1 with white hat: As Sherlock Holmes said, When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. (2) PERSON 2: What about the possibility that you forgot to eliminate a possibility? Or that you eliminated one incorrectly? Both of those remain, too. (3) PERSON 1: Youโ€™re being pedantic. Itโ€™s just a general rule for deduction. PERSON 2: But itโ€™s a *bad rule*. (4) PERSON 2: How often have you thought, โ€œI canโ€™t find this thing, and Iโ€™ve searched the whole house. The only place I havenโ€™t looked is the car, so it *must* be there.โ€ PERSON 2: ...And then itโ€™s never in the car. PERSON 1: *Itโ€™s never in the car!*

Eliminating the Impossible

xkcd.com/3210/

25.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2846 ๐Ÿ” 457 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

is that you

16.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dumbest sports opinion is that they should do Olympic speed skating on a really long, straight track instead of laps on an oval track

15.02.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 423 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

02.02.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3880 ๐Ÿ” 927 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 127

eventually chotinerโ€™s god-tier reputation is gonna go to his head (like, it has to, it canโ€™t not) and every additional one of these we get until then is a blessing

02.02.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We need to shut down the word "performative" until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Of course adopting symbols of protest and resistance is performative! Performance is a core strategy for mass movements!! That's why the call them demonstrations!!!

31.01.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2341 ๐Ÿ” 494 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

interesting. so iiuc the upper left is all teams that take their time to set up high quality chances, but there could be two kinds of teams in the lower right: those that take their time to set up highly recoverable chances (CAR) and those that just rip it first chance they get?

27.01.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatโ€™s the relationship between shot quality and time-to-reestablish possession? is the theory that carolina et al are specifically prioritizing recoverability over danger in their shots and thus tanking their own shot quality?

27.01.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds pretty good! iโ€™m almost tempted to dust off some python projects just so i can check it out

24.01.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would settle for the quality of node/npm, which by comparison to python, is absolutely effortless to use and understand

24.01.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it good by python standards or by normal standards

24.01.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
cnn headline reading โ€œNew ICE policy allows officers to enter homes without a judgeโ€™s warrantโ€

cnn headline reading โ€œNew ICE policy allows officers to enter homes without a judgeโ€™s warrantโ€

i believe the word weโ€™re looking for here is โ€œcondoneโ€. itโ€™s not allowed and ICE policy canโ€™t make it be allowed!!

23.01.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a skeet by ed markey linking an article with the headline โ€œTrump Links His Push for Greenland to Not Winning Nobel Peace Prizeโ€. markey writes โ€œInvoke the 25th Amendmentโ€. the first reply says โ€œOkay, I tried but nothing happened [โ€ฆ]โ€

a skeet by ed markey linking an article with the headline โ€œTrump Links His Push for Greenland to Not Winning Nobel Peace Prizeโ€. markey writes โ€œInvoke the 25th Amendmentโ€. the first reply says โ€œOkay, I tried but nothing happened [โ€ฆ]โ€

screenshot of several bluesky replies, one notably says โ€œDoโ€ฆ do you think Trumpโ€™s cabinet is on Bluesky? Like who are you talking to, my dude?โ€

screenshot of several bluesky replies, one notably says โ€œDoโ€ฆ do you think Trumpโ€™s cabinet is on Bluesky? Like who are you talking to, my dude?โ€

a screenshot of a bunch of replies, including โ€œsenator, with respect, no uโ€, โ€œYouโ€™re in office, we are not [โ€ฆ]โ€, and โ€œI wish I could but [โ€ฆ]โ€

a screenshot of a bunch of replies, including โ€œsenator, with respect, no uโ€, โ€œYouโ€™re in office, we are not [โ€ฆ]โ€, and โ€œI wish I could but [โ€ฆ]โ€

a screenshot of a bunch of bluesky replies among them โ€œStop asking other people to do your job[โ€ฆ]โ€, โ€œWill do, you just sit tightโ€, and โ€œwow mr markey i donโ€™t have that kind of power[โ€ฆ]โ€

a screenshot of a bunch of bluesky replies among them โ€œStop asking other people to do your job[โ€ฆ]โ€, โ€œWill do, you just sit tightโ€, and โ€œwow mr markey i donโ€™t have that kind of power[โ€ฆ]โ€

extremely fascinating how many people apparently read this as a straightforward exhortation rather than an endorsement of a particular course of action.

20.01.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

19.01.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 15614 ๐Ÿ” 5676 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

i don't understand credit card merchant fees. why does a single API call cost 35 cents

19.01.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yep years and months. itโ€™s common in linguistics, especially child language acquisition

14.01.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my kid (4;11) has fully generalized this and will call any non-electric thing โ€œacousticโ€

14.01.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
NYC Council employee detained by immigration officials in Nassau County, speaker says Speaker Julie Menin called the detention an โ€œapparent overreach."

such absolute bullshit, very proud of my wife and her city council colleagues protesting this today

13.01.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m think the whole โ€œyzerman is bad at UFAโ€ thing was totally overblown. free agency is slim pickings in the best of times and heโ€™s done very well.

that said, yes

09.01.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they left him in?????

07.01.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that good

06.01.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whenโ€™s the last time the wings played an afternoon game 36 hours after completing a back-to-back? feels extremely unusual

03.01.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just once I'd ilke to hear a coach say "we're dying to get into a track meet with them. Our guys are better than theirs at that kind of hockey, so if we can trade chances with them that gives us the best chance to win".

01.01.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

until then iโ€™ll default to the standard gen x blood lead explanation

30.12.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks like youโ€™ve already started

24.12.2025 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3:10??? is that legal

24.12.2025 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big time moose-letting

24.12.2025 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait why would you control for candidate experience

21.12.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump take time

20.12.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0