Dale Gribble in a courtroom holding a cigarette. To judge: I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.
tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds
THE JOKE HAS ONLY BEGUN!!!!
if you're coming here from twitter, rest easy, this place sucks too
The Thing
Alien
Bring Her Back
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
blocked and reported
AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire
"a test"? you mean...a violation?
RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about socialism. Scratch that, *the* question about socialism, the alpha & omega of socialism questions, & that question is:
(Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"
Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.so... • 4h Joined Apr '23 Tankies are always telling me how much they hate me and now they're mad that I listened lol Valerie @vibingvalerie.bsk... • 12h Are women bourgeois? Ari: WELL I AM Ari Drennen © @AriDrennen X.com Transsexualism as we conceive of it in America is bourgeois, the product of a society that venerates the freedom of an individual to choose. There is no designer vagina under communism, I'm sorry.
owning teh tankies w/ facts & logic by shidding out of my doo doo ass
Designer vaginer
Yeonmi Park meme. An Asian woman sitting at a microphone wearing headphones and a white shirt. No top text. Bottom text: TRANSSEXUALISM AS WE CONCEIVE OF IT IN AMERICA IS BOURGEOIS, THE PRODUCT OF A SOCIETY THAT VENERATES THE FREEDOM OF AN INDIVIDUAL TO CHOOSE. THERE IS NO DESIGNER VAGINA UNDER COMMUNISM, I'M SORRY.
remigrate is not a dog whistle, and is open nazi language
*ordering a vaginoplasty* can I get the uhhhh valentino le chat clutch with a hermes birkin merkin?
When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.
Thank you, Miss Major.
At the American queer media store
Ask if it's insider queer or queer tourism
Cashier is confused
Pull out an illustrated diagram of what's insider and what's tourism
"It's good queer media, sir"
Look at the media
No trans women, significant drag queens
half of my shirts are butter shirts if you count oil stains
I hope so
TPUSA is thrilled to announce the Some-American (you know which ones) Halftime Show
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
A picture of a shed next to a steel building. The shed is labeled "small dead animals." The caption reads "what if we kissed by the small dead animals shed"
(With alt text)
What the FUCK did I just read
bluesky was actually a long term project by the people behind mastodon. the plan was to create a website that structurally allows funny people to emerge, and then destroy it so they have no other choice but to go to mastodon. they did this instead of adding quote post functionality to their site
It's still Free Palestine, from the river to the sea.
And may the name of Benjamin Netanyahu be erased.
Sign at a bar says “we love dogs. Noem go home”
Portland 🖤
