my twin brother is the 2025 arizona teacher of the year and i meanwhile can't stop posting garbage. it's awesome
my twin brother is the 2025 arizona teacher of the year and i meanwhile can't stop posting garbage. it's awesome
living in the moment brb
making a soup that never gets cold
men aren't real and they know this
did i do it on purpose or on accident? who cares it's done, babe
*acting like i'm watching a really good movie* do not interrupt me please! this could be shakespeare
zap
eating a meal that isn't garfield certified... oy fuck me life
give me your best or most complicated toolbox, i can always identify the hammer no matter what
i can't stop partying someone come get me b4 i do my sexy bin laden
i can't stop having orgasms
i'm in love with my sister