Your Friend Michael

A huge oil fire in Tehran

me: voluntarily adding $10 to my airline ticket to offset carbon emissions

meanwhile, our government:

"I understand what you're trying to say but they very much did kill Jesus"

Tony West go to Siberia do not pass go do not collect $200

One night, she said, Mr. Redzepi spotted her using a phone, which was strictly forbidden during service. (She recalled that she was using it to turn down the volume of the music in the dining room at a guest’s request.) Without a word, she said, he punched her in the ribs hard enough that she fell against a metal counter, and cut her hip on its sharp corner. She was on the floor, bleeding and in tears, she recalled, but no one said a word as she fled to the dressing room. When a sous-chef eventually came to find her, she said, he asked only if she was OK to return to work. She went back to her station and finished her shift. (An email exchange with her parents confirms that she shared the incident with them at the time.)

JESUS CHRIST MAN

That said, the working conditions at Noma appear to have been "18th century ship of the line..."

Any head chef who doesn't have a reputation as being One of the Good Ones is usually some flavor of psycho asshole. They are after all, A Boss

Here at union square to show w my body that I oppose this slaughter in the middle east. Do you have a plan to do *anything* by this time next week to do something similar?

Social media is a turn based strategy game. You have 100 posts left to benevolently manipulate public opinion and solve all of Earth’s problems. If you fail, humanity is doomed and it’s all your fault. You are history’s fulcrum

They're so much better these days. Some of the ones down the street had iron monkey bars over concrete

Its so funny that "doing the end of fight club" would probably poll at like 70+ percent if you polled it. Which is why they don't.

I also enter Dressing Fugue from time to time.

They should invent a way out that isn't through

The unspoken wall all these debates run up against is "and that's why we have to vote for Janet Mills" but this part is never said. There's no strategy otherwise

I was amazed by this. The callousness of the IDF to create 26 new corpses over a pile of bones. To risk their own people! Did the army just need a mission that badly? WTF happened?

Just learned that my wife doesn't know what a Shahed is, pray for us.

Wisdom from Jesse Jackson’s service yesterday: “You don’t forgive because they deserve mercy. You forgive because you deserve peace. Forgiveness is an emancipation.”

Also expensive? The giant oil leak of their tanks are ruptured

So ted lasso then?

There was a moment on season 3 where she WOKE THE CHEFS UP to demand they make her breakfast and the producers left in just how much everyone wanted to kill her with knives

it's like these people didn't have group chats smh

I also thought she was wrong about invading Iraq

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

This *is* just how the economy works now though. Ask the multi billion dollar illegal taxi rings...

DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Soon.

is this anything

We have heard from migrants subjected to ICE flights that guards/federal agents lay out the WRAP on the tarmac as a threat: Do what we say on the flight or you're gonna get put in a straitjacket.

Its set in that this isn't ending this weeeeeeeeedk....

Why do I not just gamble on death like a respectable commodities trader?

Theyre going to have to borrow a massive chunk of money to give it to Jeff bezos.