Edger Allen Poe

a change is as good as a rest

lmao, chaos

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isn't that how half-life started

you should've used #chebs to get onto the chebs feed

want me to make another half dozen accounts and even the odds?

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Maurice Glasman has always been a crazed weirdo pretending to be the voice of the people by way of flat cap, but he also wants you to know that liberals won't let you make love to your wife anymore. What do you mean, he's divorced?

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left out the reply that permanently changed my vocabulary

i knew you could behave if you tried bestie 🖤

love you bestie 🖤🖤🖤🖤

i am barking respectfully 🔥🔥🔥🔥

the vibes here kinda suck can we go back to ups everything is much better there

ko-fi.com/muaddweeb
ok i made a ko-fi if any generous ppl want to help

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

The logo of the Great Anatolia Party, a defunct centre-right Turkish party founded to troll the then centre-right-to-far-right government. Its logo is a jaguar that looks like the car logo jumping through a drum.

i have been summoned

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

itunes has been around long enough that i'm fairly confident someone must've solved that problem for you

in my experience 95% of games Just Work now and the rest can be sorted by looking at protondb.com

music should be a piece of piss too, assuming you're talking about a big pile of mp3s on your hard drive

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

now that's what i call grindset

he's ✨🌟💖 b i p a r t i s a n 💖🌟✨

personally, i love to live in interesting times

so round

Concerns Neo-Nazi group will join planned city centre march A counter-protest is planned

Aryan Front are exactly what they fucking sound like, don't let them walk Bristol's streets

Cenotaph (harbourside) 10am Saturday 7th March

Get organised, get creative, get in their way

everyone should listen to slade

Being an “AI artist” is like putting bunny ears on your wanking hand and claiming to be Hugh Hefner.

get a load of this "how appropriate, you fight like a cow" ass motherfucker

what the fuck are you doing to your sliced ham pal

i love when arseholes try to be witty, it's like outsider art