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keep your voice down. women have not heard about skibidi toilet and by the grace of God they never will

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

there are only 8 kinds of stories: Overcoming the Monster, Rags to Riches, The Quest, Voyage and Return, Comedy, Tragedy, Rebirth, and Becoming the Joker

Have to imagine Palantir will do whatever the administration tells them to

Yeah, Adventures was a middling Zeldalike with Star Fox crowbarred in at the insistence of Miyamoto iirc. Weird game

Assault is as close as we’ve gotten to a reasonable followup to 64 imo

That’s extremely fair

Star Fox Assault was just okay, but better than the vast majority of their attempts with that IP, imo

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1

shilling for generative AI as a content creator is unique, in that it implies you probably use it. so every script, image, and video from that point on becomes immediately suspicious to every one of their followers who hates this shit (a demographic that grows every day)

Queueing up as a DPS to go to Buffalo Wild Wings

Canadian Super Bowl broadcast update: just got an ad for Quaker Oats

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

alright, i'll bite: who is trump

this would fix me

wont someone think of the car

i understand that the afterlife is beyond human perception, but we're going to need the footage of trump getting blasted into Hell 2 when he dies, for healing-the-world purposes

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hey news sites, can we please stop with all the popup windows i have to close? i’m trying to drive!

The Simpsons bus driver meme template. In the first panel, the bus driver is seated in the driver’s seat and says “Don’t make me tap the sign.” In the second panel, his finger is tapping the sign, but it’s blank.

suddenly finding the blank template for this really funny

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

i read a bunch of his books as a kid and thought he was a genius until he started talking about his friend who proved to him that psychic abilities are real by guessing cards

Sorry doctor, I'm going to suck WHAT to my injuries?

*oblivion orc voice* Rumor is WALMART has been rolling back prices lately. But you didn't hear it from me.

imagine looking at the state of the world and thinking the answer is pete buttigieg. how do you even get mad at that level of childlike stupidity

woke!

Gonna start pretending this account is right wing misinformation headlines