Jooni

Quelle surprise

I don't even have £7,000

Protect our values? We don't have any worth protecting.

Starmer is an idiot

Entrances to the public toilets

Ladies toilet. Gentlemens toilet. But no “third space” for me.

Where’s the weir? It’s the River Croal.
Now I need the toilet.

Image of a sign above a door, stating “This building is alarmed”

Aren’t we all

Image of a short wooden post

Here’s my latest post. I call him Stumpy

A group of in a lake, including Ducks, Geese, and Swans.

CHIKKINS!!!!

Image of a lake in Moses Gate Country Park, Farnworth.

A bigness of a puddle

Image of a Daffodil in bloom

Image of 3 Daffodils in bloom

Image of a Daffodil in bloom

It’s Diffy Doll time!!!!!

Greater Manchester Police - Less awful than London’s Metropolitan Police (but only slightly)

I'm sure his friends will protect him - if he can find any.

The 'Andrew formerly known as The Duke of York' steps

Do you have a sonic screwdriver too, or is that a different franchise?

You're cuter than cute. You're cuterer.

I’m beginning to think I chose the wrong day to become a nudist 🥶

I'm not.

Have you transitioned again? This is going to destroy Jake Rowling's already broken brain.

Maybe it all reminds people of the good old days - that only existed in their imagination.

I was quite upset about it.

Did you cry at the end?

I fully agree.

pps we're transphobic too

Great news!! We're running out of businesses to close down.

Image of hand with nails varnished in the colours of the transgender pride flag. The varnish is badly chipped after a rough day at work

They look much nicer than mine

And in future news, they'll be banned from seeing a GP.
Also in future news, they'll be banned from using an ambulance.
And also in future news, they'll be banned from using a hospital.

Can I rewatch it too?