Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)

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My nickname in college

There was a video on TikTok of some guy crying on in the subway because a woman on the train allegedly broke his Meta glasses after he filmed her - NO ONE in the car acknowledged him or assisted in any way, so I feel the general public (at least in NYC) is very much on the "I didn't see anything..."

How I feel when someone blocks me

Men will do literally anything except go to therapy.

Unless it's with a robotics professor who you watched poop their pants the day before.

#Survivor50

I did the 'breakfast' pizza at Pizzeria Toro tonight with family, so was on the mind!

I've chosen a very bad time to become obsessed with Spanish wine varietals, olives and Iberico jamón, haven't I?

Peanut butter pie with NutterButter crust would be BOMB

If the cops "just want to talk to you": immediate lawyer.

Charli xcx "360" cover from Vitamin String Quartet in the back half of the new Bridgerton season, I am deceased

Inevitably this

Eager to see the hideous brandmaxxing new logo they come up with

At worst, I would remind a hypothetical admin that efforts to silence or censure a hypothetical professor without cause could be mentioned to hypothetical journalists/media outlets, of which many Public "N" University alumni are current employees, which could get hypothetically messy.

I have read more textbook chapters & peer reviewed journal articles from Stanley Plotkin than I care to count, and if he's dismayed and disappointed then we truly are headed down a dark path with public health and modern vaccinology

She needs a "you should see the other guy" t-shirt

Retired three of my ear piercings - my cartilage healing ability over the years has dropped and the one started seriously rejecting, so it was time to be a grown-up and get 'em handled. I will miss the daith though, my jewelry was SO PRETTY 😭

John Candy Uncle Buck, eat your heart out

Bingo!
Plus they signal independent bodily autonomy in women, and conservatives don't like that one bit...

Ugh I hate being in orthopedics and having more med knowledge because the *second* Kyle could not immediately bear any weight on his injured leg & when he stood up his calf was misshaped, I knew they were gonna figure out it was Achilles tendon rupture and pull him from the game...

Oh HELL NO.
I'm likely going to have to replace my car in the next few years (she'll be 8 this year...) and I'm already anxious for these kinds of shenanigans

Survivor FIFTY is premiering - I need to put my retinol on again tonight because I have been alive to witness all the seasons - and I am *very* excited

Is this that blatant?!

Cronenberg's "The Shrouds" (2024) but slightly off in terms of the shape of the technological coffin, and markedly less sexual content

Nominal pickup fee to local Habitat for Humanity Restore WELL spent for them to come get all of the random light fixtures, etc. I took down in this house, and my old loveseat and coffee table ahead of replacement this week

Kate will get to you Morty, as soon as she finishes running up that hill to the phone

I *love* whales. They and their porpoised cousins are so awesome. And they are soft (or at least, bottlenose dolphins are)