jivedanson

Work keeps pushing AI and while it occasionally does cool tricks, using it makes me want to defenestrate my own soul

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Maxx Crosby did not pass his physical today, per sources.

The Ravens get their first-round picks back.

Another day, another guy threatening to sue me

WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS MONDAY

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Pokemon Pokopia

Slay the Spire II

Me on March 5th:
"Inside me there are two wolves..."

Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/

Ah it’s Combine week, which is kind of like a cattle auction but we’re selling a different type of beef slab

I think I’m too old for Discord. Every time I use it it just makes me want to be using IRC. Also, there are too many children on my lawn

Get used to saying that a lot from this point forward

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

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I am not exaggerating when I state that any other better job would require 3-4 hours of commuting per day.

Working from home is an increasingly rare job perk I am grateful to have. It’s the only thing about my job I like at the moment. But it counts for a lot.

Wonder Man is a lovely show. Quite enjoyed that. Marvel needs to keep telling weird stories.

I’m not going to give Blizzard $50 for Diablo II again I’m not going to give Blizzard $50 for Diablo II again I’m not going to give Blizzard $50 for Diablo II again I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m

I stopped to get washer fluid for my car and got excited because they had diet Dr Pepper so I paid for both and left without the washer fluid

Every news story I see about my old company makes me gladder and gladder that I got laid off from that flaming shit factory

Good State of Play. Top marks.

I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me

Sleep is becoming a weird luxury, like being thirsty in the desert and having to wait for the occasional oasis to partake. Sometimes it happens on your lunch break, what can you do

The more I think on it the more I really liked that superbowl half time show. That shit was joyous.

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

“We need more time to figure out how much to charge for it” is a worrying look for the Steam Machine

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Current mood

I’ve never watched a pro bowl before but this seems pretty ridiculous