I write smut not tragedies

corporations will feed you characters meant to activate your libido, or try to sell you AI chatbots you can sext with but actual sexual expression from real flesh and blood (and i mean flesh and blood as sexually as possible) human beings is being squashed and smothered by powerful rapists

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

@mahoujoshi.bsky.social

It hurts to know that a bot wrote this bc I'd love to imagine a real human seething so hard over smut that they sat down at their computer and cranked out this elaborate half-assed blackmail threat 🤣🤣🤣

I've been having a bad couple days and this gave me such a laugh

CEO of Smut, unlike most CEOs I actually earn my paycheck 🤣🤣

New AO3 spambot has apparently tracked down my workplace and told everyone in the company (yes everyone) how talented I am, I'm expecting a promotion to CEO within the next few hours 🤣🤣🤣

"It's inevitable" "We need to live with it" Fuck you, you were born with a human spine so use it

They forced me to take a mandatory co-pilot course which I spent 0% of my human brainpower on bc I will write 1 million janky emails and fumble my way thru excel for all of eternity before I even consider using microslop AI

How many ppl are they gonna lay off to comp the cost of this slop?

Work assigned a training course with a "AI host" and I'm watching her fingers fuse together each time she folds her hands.

Digital fanart of Baba from Baba is You sleeping on Guardian (here specifically Paul) from Petscop's lap. Baba is You style text on the side reads "Baba is Sleep". Underneath is a smaller drawing where this time Guardian is sleeping too. The text on the side now reads "Paul is Sleep, Baba is Sleep"

funnily enough the majority of my baba fanart is actually petscop crossover stuff for some reason. i am still fond of this one tho #art

Digital fanart of Baba from Baba is You jumping over the Earth in outer space, with a little flag planted on the opposite side of the planet

thinking about this #babaisyou fanart i drew back in 2019 #art

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

I have one story to finish reading for my writer's group tonight and I'm desperately trying to wake up enough to concentrate

Went to the mochi donut place today

Never forget the GOAT

Happy 34th anniversary to the original Sailor Moon anime!

#SailorMoon
#セーラームーン

Video of you dancing to LOVE SHINE or it didn't happen

I'll be honest, I think my 60 Parsecs fics are much better than my Mouthwashing fics, that's not to say the MW ones are bad

I need to reread this fic, I didn't know it was the only April/Baby fic and I'm the person who wrote it 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/33159859

bsky.app/profile/tulp...

i redrew the official magnets for fun!
i can't put all 5 in one post so i'll have to do 2 separate posts :)
#mouthwashing #mouthwashinganya #mouthwashingdaisuke #mouthwashingswansea #heliart

#洋ゲーフェス2026 300サークル目前ということで、中間集計のお時間です。Apexが相変わらず人気ですが年々様々なタイトルに分散傾向にあります。3サークル集まれば洋ゲーフェスではメジャーですので😊是非ご友人とご参加ください！

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

いちゃいちゃ
#curlyjim

If you ask me what one of my all-time favorite albums is, I'll say New Sacred Cow by Kenna bc I waited for years for that album to come out and every track is amazing.

I think tonight I'll listen to Anti Anti Generation by RADWIMPS

The bath bomb turned the water into wine, just like Jesus 🤣🤣