Mr Brainz

Huge Garage n Bass – Episode 447 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features tracks from Alec Soren, Rude Boi Brand, Mr Sparkle, Nocturne UK, Jelani Blackman, Badger, Hujie, Efan, Scrufizzer, SKYHIGH, Adam Kronik, Leventis Ukg, Ease Up George, Knock2, Nicche, Lockerz,

Uploaded: The ambitious woke reboot of Bum Fights called Hobo Hugs. Hoostees! International bad boys ina di house.... Sorry, popcorn fire related fugue state there. Here's my latest radio show.

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And the award for most ambitious ad of the day goes to...

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Garage n Bass That Switches You On – Episode 446 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features tracks from Delgado, M3l, Forever,Jay., Aureo Azul, Andre Baoume, Baker, Mr Jazz Step, Nocturne UK, Kazumi Anzai, Arctic Skull, Boltcutter, MURIX, Save Me The Trouble, BWK Project, Floppy Dis

Just uploaded: Hobo repeatedly punches bucket filled with tightly packed fish guts [AUDIO]... Sorry I mean my latest radio show

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My watch just told me I hit my bedtime target last night. No one tell it that this was because I ate so much junk food I passed out on the sofa.

With it being this close to Valentine's Day, it's important to remember that after AIDS there was NRS, and after NRS there was UBT. Also, never trust your thermocheck.

Literally uncorrected Word's autocomplete switching my hyphen to an emdash because I dont want anyone reading my document to think I used AI. Weird times.

Garage n Bass To Get Lit To – Episode 445 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features tracks from Amber Jay, Resident, DixonBeats, Lupole, Meroman, Avh, pitch_adj, Isaiah Dreads, Zdot, Reece Rose, MJ Cole, PinkPantheress, Clarcq, Jazsanidk, kailnoa, Tripleset, Vulture Theory,

Just uploaded: Epstein's Spotify Playlist. Sorry I mean my latest radio show

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The Epstein Awards... 🏆 YouTube video by Chris Barnes

Fantastic

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I'm a big KISS fan. Seen them live twice. However, they have definitely been tarnished for me.

RYE Spangle - Playground Bang-a-round YouTube video by Megatron Bison

They didn't even try to hide it. KISS has a song called Christine Sixteen and Winger's biggest hit was Seventeen.

My personal fav was this hit from Rye Spangle - www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHxG...

This is one of the only things keeping me positive about the state of the world right now. I really hope the GOP are stopped from preventing the midterms.

Garage n Bass That's Da Bomb – Episode 444 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features track from Elektrikk, Urbanstep, Mr Jazz Step, Angie Silva, Marc Baigant, mizt, Mr Sparkle, Marealto, Hoober, Vibe Chemistry, Elro, Local, Jayahadadream, Essbee, Nico Amore, 2Step Assembly, h

Just uploaded: Expired food party ends in multiple chronicle bathroom disasters [AUDIO].... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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Out here trying to hit my protein with 52 bombabloodclartpussywagon chicken nuggets.

Garage n Bass On The Christmas Gooch – Episode 443 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Peaked over a decade ago. Continuing a slow decline held together by OCD and an absence of childhood parental attention. Send music / dick pics to brainz@slicknfresh.co.uk

What's normally there? Pubes, sweat and a foul odour I guess? Weird question.

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The Fragrance Shop are the final boss of dark patterns today. Spend over £75 and they give you a "free" £15 membership that gives 25% off. It's cheaper to get the membership than not at that price. Catch is it's reoccurring. Sign into their app and you need to call to cancel. 155 in the queue rn 📞💩

Very satisfying to keep seeing clips on the reddit front page of whichever Paul it is getting the shit knocked out off him by Joshua. The last one I saw had Sonic's rings flying out if him.

This is just the new version of Googling it before replying with less steps. To me this is not new.

I'm here for unhinged opinions, not to be assigned research tasks!

New notification algorithm is in full swing and bang on the money. How does it know I like to dress my victims as ballerinas?

Winter Warmer Garage n Bass – Episode 442 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Peaked over a decade ago. Continuing a slow decline held together by OCD and an absence of childhood parental attention. Send music / dick pics to brainz@slicknfresh.co.uk

Sending this one out to all the Clarts - bumba, batty, blood and Newport
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I can appreciate this. My mum used to massacre eggs when I was a kid. She'd fry them way too hot and the bottom of the egg ended up hard with the worst taste ever. If all you'd ever experienced was one of my mum's eggs, I'm sorry it took this long for you to try an alternative serving. Embrace it.

Every winter when I'm in the garden handling my dog's expulsions with rubber gloves, this image always flies into my head without fail

The egregious algorithm manipulation I think has finally reached a tipping point for me and I want to be here. Main problem is I'll miss my favourite shitposting accounts. Recommendations for brainrot only Blueskiers gladly taken.

Garage n Bass DUI – Episode 441 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features track from Mind, 2Sleep, Mr Jazz Step, Nico Amore, Trade, Baker, Digi, Lucky Luke, Gaullin, MC Cobra, Green Deep, Nocturne UK, BWK Project, Mr Sparkle, Hans Glader & SG, hiRobbie, Clarcq, tod

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Wasn't this the original story to Dexter?

A Warm Garage n Bass Hug – Episode 439 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ Features tracks from Hutcher & Jamie Rose, Rippy, Mssingno, Mr Sparkle, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, KAKUREONI, Oppidan & Hans Glader, hiRobbie, Atønal, Ray Foxx, G-Double-E (NL), Thornz, Algo 2

Just uploaded: Uncovering the true German fascist origins of Italian Brainrot names - Tralalero Tralala will shock you... sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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Hands Up! Garage n Bass! – Episode 438 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ Brainz Features tracks from Rohaan, Disperto Certain & GOVERNADE, AMD, Swoush, Flipper, Danny Phr3ntic, MC Cobra & Baker, Honey T, MPH, Alias, Phonetix, Japha, Baker, G-Double-E (NL), MVTT x notminimal. x Wi

Just uploaded: Runny dump sizzles on a hot tin roof... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show

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