Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
05.03.2026 21:50
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Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
How to win in November
I had a dream the president of Nintendo was a big Evangelion-type robot I could pilot; emailed him about it that night, got flown out to film a video about it a week later, and now every iteration of Super Smash Bros. made since (Wii U, 3DS, Ultimate, etc.) contains a reference to this dream
butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction
who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody
we should all listen to him
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WHO IS LETTING CAPCOM COOK THIS HARD
#steinermath
Gundam Assemble preorders are here! Take the dive into the world of tabletop games without leaving the comfort of your favorite franchise.
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"Hey they're remaking the resident evil remake!"
the prophecy fortold 10 years ago:
youtu.be/IxFeCpgdJvk?...
I don't see enough people asking what good taxing billionaires is going to do when our tax money goes to violence instead of services
DAMN
There are weeks where you start to understand why Koshchei the Deathless hid his death in a needle that is hidden inside an egg, the egg is in a duck, the duck is in a hare, the hare is in a chest, and the chest is buried or chained up on the faraway mythical island of Buyan.
Milliarde would do this
ff6
it fucken WIMDY
the sayla of misery and despair
"if you quit things are hard" oh is that right. it's brave to kill kids if it would get you in trouble to refuse to do it, is that right. that's okay then. cheer the very brave soldiers, doing the most convenient thing for themselves even if it is evil
cherry blossom
I'm redeploying all of our brave boys to Jupiter, for the mission-critical purposes of getting more stupider
I don't know how many of y'all have read/watched Pluto but I recommend checking it out. Went straight to painting this once I finished the series.
Monster Hunter Wilds
Gore Magala ✦
Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Celes and Locke WIP
Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil
A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900
“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
yup 100 mana for a small asteroid of magic cards, always handy in a pinch.
