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What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it touches your skin?

It means the fajitas are ready to eat

Preach

absolutley not sorry about the amount of politics if you jerk it to me you should be concerned that i get to exist

lol

lmao even

Maybe you are

tying a rope around my waist and walking into a walmart

That's hot

soon as i pay off my mortgage imma go on tour as post m'loan

i ain't afraid of no ghosts either bro but any more than that would be spooky af

Plus they clearly meant to message me. Wut an idiot jeez

Sounds tough. I hope you come to see yourself in a better light 💙

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Twinsies

That's just science

i think you should be allowed to weigh your tits seperatley and subtract that weight from your body weight because titties should not count to your weight because everybody loves fat titties

Oh I'm fucked if that happens. Subscribe to my newsletter for more tips and insights!

Medium ugly with dick issues was my nickname in high school

If funny guys get hot women, what do funny women get?

Medium ugly with dick issues.

"omg this looks fun!"

- a soon to be disappointed person

a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding something in his hands and making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck is holding something in his hands and making a funny face .

That's why I just use one password for everything

Hot

🎵 that’s me in the corner
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon

I've made a huge mistake

republican economists be like

You had me at dead hooker's pussy

No i do it every tuesday

Willie shakes got nothing on you