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Grayson Derpreshur

@charliedodd

Margarine sculpture aficionado.

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So sorry. I hope things get better.

10.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 11156 πŸ” 1963 πŸ’¬ 525 πŸ“Œ 260
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 10733 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 363 πŸ“Œ 188
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM

End of Winter Sale on Now! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything!

08.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2039 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 2
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09.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, so...I just got laid off from my job.

To be honest, it hurts more than anything has ever hurt in my entire life. It is by far my favorite job I have ever had, and I was laid off by complete bad luck.

Please help me out by spreading the word that I'm looking for work in the Seattle area.

07.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Homosexuality was such an easy conversation to have. We're still having the death conversation periodically and it's always really hard.

08.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

Cap'n Crunch Ship Shake (1966-circa 1971): A line of powdered breakfast drinks ("liquid cereal") made with oat flour. Available in Chocolate, Chocolate Malt, and Butterscotch. Each packet featured a character from the Cap'n Crunch Expanded Universe, including Alfie, Brunhilde, Dave, and Carlyle

04.09.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14
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Kaiyodo Revoltech Amazing Yamaguchi Marvel Comics Gwenom is down to $86.93 on Amazon - amzn.to/4bbFy94 #ad

06.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spring forward, fall back, stop drop and roll, and rock around the clock

08.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2
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Before the wedding?! Bad luck!

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Starburst She-Ra, Peakablue, Crystal Swift Wind, and Crystal Moonbeam in a vintage Mattel Toys Dealer Catalog

Starburst She-Ra, Peakablue, Crystal Swift Wind, and Crystal Moonbeam in a vintage Mattel Toys Dealer Catalog

She-Ra Princess of Power Crystal Castle, Sweet Bee, and Crystal Sun Dancer in a vintage Mattel Toys Dealer Catalog

She-Ra Princess of Power Crystal Castle, Sweet Bee, and Crystal Sun Dancer in a vintage Mattel Toys Dealer Catalog

Princess of Power
1986 Mattel Catalog

07.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Masters of the Universe playset and action figures in a vintage Dealer Catalog

Masters of the Universe playset and action figures in a vintage Dealer Catalog

Snake Mountain
1986 Mattel Catalog

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Nintendo Entertainment System and Atari 7800 in a vintage 1987 JCPenney Christmas Catalog

Nintendo Entertainment System and Atari 7800 in a vintage 1987 JCPenney Christmas Catalog

NES 1987 JCPenney

07.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Thirty-Two Bird Names I Would Contribute If I Were an Ornithologist 1. Johnson’s Thrush 2. Brown Jumping Quaff 3. Pandora’s Baffle 4. Yellow-Eared Tiegslider 5. Jaundiced Terpsichore 6. Pink-Bellied Sneech Destroyer...

21. McSqueegy-McQueeg
22. Reticulated Thong Snatcher
23. Very Normal Bird #86
πŸ¦‰πŸ¦…πŸ¦†

07.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

What he said fully justifies you to absolutely let loose. He deserves to take it hard and maybe he'll think twice before fucking with you again. If he won't respect you, he can fear you.

07.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mixed media painting of a white and black spotted cat, happily napping in a crate full of clementines

Mixed media painting of a white and black spotted cat, happily napping in a crate full of clementines

Every spot is a perfect nap spot 🍊

commission for @cattuccino.bsky.social !
#art #caturday #traditionalart

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1436 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn that's gorgeous! Beautiful color choices and making the cat rounded like the oranges is perfect.

07.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But those are the ones with disposable cog income, lol!

07.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech bro: haha we made a digital trickster demon and its organising my files haha

Tech bro: so the demon deleted all my files and is pretending it didn’t

07.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of (I must remain) The Glad Cowboy, by me. It's a freeware bit of cowboy art with a smiling emoji over it.

Cover of (I must remain) The Glad Cowboy, by me. It's a freeware bit of cowboy art with a smiling emoji over it.

I just released another short ttrpg zine.

(I must remain) THE GLAD COWBOY is storygame where one player plays a Glad Cowboy and the other player plays The Repressed Horror At The Thing They Did. #ttrpg #indiettrpg

kierongillen.itch.io/i-must-remai...

07.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
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The importance of the Oxford Comma in full display

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy how she’s like β€œugh, the fucking bees AGAIN”

07.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6727 πŸ” 1505 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12524 πŸ” 4603 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26