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Sr. Product Manager at Wizards of the Coast ๐Ÿšจ May contain satire. Views are my own ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒ‹โš’๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฉตโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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For themselves.

03.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But also fuck this guy.

03.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of an escalator with the words hello chat on the top ALT: a picture of an escalator with the words hello chat on the top

The Oldest View

03.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6โ€™2โ€ here. My head is at 45 degrees when I wash my hands.

01.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes !!! ๐Ÿซฃ

01.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was working with a guy from Florida that day. The shaking started and I calmly walked over to a door frame and was body-checked by him running at top speed toward the exit. ๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This aged well. Note the author.

28.02.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 16070 ๐Ÿ” 6221 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 547 ๐Ÿ“Œ 359
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 37002 ๐Ÿ” 11950 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 498 ๐Ÿ“Œ 800

The proof is the nature of this man and the ability to do simple math.

27.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The administration plans to claim that "China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power"โ€”mandating voter ID and banning mail-in ballots.

The premise, it almost goes without saying, is a total lie. trib.al/ofsnVi2

27.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 145 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Greta's on Newsmax now?
What a humiliating downward spiral she's had.

25.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they fear that old white conservative men will be overrun, then I'm all bloody for it. ๐Ÿซก

24.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them eat beans.

24.02.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

03.02.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4510 ๐Ÿ” 2764 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

Same fam ๐Ÿ’–

13.02.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Srsly ๐Ÿ™„

13.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He blocked us both! ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Three down.

13.02.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

13.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽจ

13.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pentagon is removing thousands of transgender troops under Hegseth's anti-DEI push

www.npr.org/2026/02/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

13.02.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOO!!!

12.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Money is a hell of a drug.

12.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LINKS!?!?!"

-Pam Bondi probably.

12.02.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She tried so hard to avoid perjury but then went a did a perjury. ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortarion, Angron, and Magnus surround a partially assembled Fulgrim, with a Tyranid and Titus for scale.

Mortarion, Angron, and Magnus surround a partially assembled Fulgrim, with a Tyranid and Titus for scale.

The Primarchs of Chaos gather to witness the apotheosis of their brother Fulgrim.
Titus and Tyranid for scale.

#warhammerpainting #warhammercommunity #Titus #Chaos #Primarch #40k

12.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Games Workshop has never made an official mini of The Emperor, but MM sells a 3D printed custom model.

12.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also have the Major Minis Big E waiting on deck too. ๐Ÿ˜…

11.02.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It was a gorgeous day ๐Ÿ”๏ธ

11.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

I took a break from the demons and did a smaller model as a palette cleanser before diving into Fulgrim.
Hereโ€™s my take on Lieutenant Titus, bravely facing off against one of my wifeโ€™s beautiful Tyranids.

#warhammerpainting #40k #nerdlings #spacemarine2 #warhammercommunity

11.02.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0