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The 90s were a dark, lawless land.

13.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Northern Ireland during the Troubles, South Africa under apartheid, Cuba today, all places where it's really clear where "they're out to get us" was coming from.

13.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At some point people stopped using the term "siege mentality" to describe Israel and I don't really get why, it looks to me to be a perfect example.

13.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look I don't like handing it to delusional Nazis but

13.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is taking away people's powers something Thor has always been able to do?

13.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it's mostly a ruin administered by a house that's semi-nomadic, plus I assume White Harbor takes its lunch and dinner money.

13.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely you use your Martian Manhunter powers to look into people's brains and make sure they're not six degrees from Heinrich Himmler, you know, like normal people.

13.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look another brainless emploid lording his emploid and friend-having status over us true proletarians.

13.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 75 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well yeah where did you think he learned to fence?

12.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be revealed following the opening of the archives that Typhlosion was purged for unspeakable crimes.

12.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Palicos are the Pikachu, Rathalos is the Charizard, Deviljho is the Mewtwo.

12.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

80% of WH interns weren't even alive when the Wii came out.

12.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I wanted a sociopath libertarian negatively-polarized into fascism, I could just read Albert Jay Nock.

12.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Morrissey in Catalonia

12.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chat is it good to have run out of bombs before the war is over?

12.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Checks out.

12.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We certainly aren't lacking in narcisscistic Nazis to play the role of Fitzgerald.

12.03.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Robert *still* killed that boar.

12.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less than three more years left and he's already been hard at work blowing up the admittedly transient support of voters he and his party need to keep on board.

12.03.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chandragupta Maurya is first mentioned by name by the Latin writer Justin like 300 years after his death, and this is the founder of one of the most important and extensive empires in Indian history with a very important grandson we're talking about.

12.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no way the behind-the-scenes of the government *isn't* a burning shitshow just barely holding on via spite.

12.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost two tankers
And a refinery
Somewhere along the way

12.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just making unblinking eye contact with the audience as he murders Aenys Blackfyre.

12.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Platner asked to name some Native Americans he admires and he says Elwood Towner for some reason.

12.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the only good part of the movie, not the least because Pinball Wizard is the only good song on Tommy.

12.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The average country wins 100 wars a year" this is misleading, War Winner Donald, who wins 10,000 wars a week, is an outlier and should not be counted

11.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Man Challenges Gaston To Manly Push-up Contest At Disney World
Man Challenges Gaston To Manly Push-up Contest At Disney World YouTube video by itzDeaMan

How can you not be romantic about kayfabe.

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11.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Killing the cringe inside me by challenging Gaston to a pushup contest and then losing.

11.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah so 231 is *your* fault.

11.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An old Israeli joke is that God gave his Chosen People the one spot in the Middle East completely bereft of oil.

11.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0