If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral By Triton Corsair
Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral https://theonion.com/if-females-could-get-pregnant-thered-be-an-abortion-clinic-on-every-coral/
Trump’s Orwellian Board of Peace Consists Entirely of Human Rights Abusers
But the greatest offender to peace on the Board is the United States.
🧵mega-thread🧵
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The War in Iran is costing taxpayers nearly $1 billion a day.
While Trump funds another illegal war, Republicans in Congress are cutting healthcare and food assistance.
Invest in the American people, not more endless wars.
U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle
U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle https://theonion.com/u-s-military-announces-plan-to-consolidate-all-wars-in-1824018300/
Morally indefensible and unacceptable.
I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East
White House talking points for congressional Republicans say we're not at war, we're just in "major combat operations against Iran" lol
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
Do it
A reminder that fascist Mussolini invaded Abyssinia partly to divert from domestic economic troubles at home.
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author
I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
the fact that the Iranian government ALSO murders lots of Iranians does not make being bombed constantly somehow less shitty. i know this is apparently a hard concept for some
What can even be said at this point
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Do it
We elected a mad king.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
At least 40 children were killed when an Israeli airstrike hit a girls’ elementary school in southern Iran — Israel is now the expert at this
You know, Ukraine has never blown up a school full of little girls. Sometimes an accident is not an accident, especially with countries like the US, Russia and Israel that repeatedly commit the same crimes against children.
"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just."--Thomas Jefferson
non negotiable purity tests for the politicians:
First 100 days:
Abolish ICE+Tribunals+release victims
Full Trans Rights
Prosecute The Entire Nazi Regime
first term goals:
Repeal patriot, hs, telcom acts, crime bill
defund, demilitarize police
medicare for all
housing for all
education for all
I guess Trump isn’t going to arrest Hilary.
Trump just realized his earthly immunity doesn’t apply to heaven
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
Taking psychic damage listening to @livagar.bsky.social discussing Clavicular's brutal framemogging on QAA
(Brilliant episode, very funny and very sad)
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