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Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.

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He’s gonna start demanding publicly that oil companies keep their gas prices low or else….

06.03.2026 11:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love Luka.

He actually looks incredible - like, he's in great shape.

But because he won't trim his neck hair, he looks like he's 20 pounds overweight.

06.03.2026 04:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa. I must admit. I have watched basically no Lakers ball this season. Because yuck.

but

Lebron is BALD!

When did the happen?

06.03.2026 03:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The grass was never green.
Why can’t we agree to ignore that?

-TDWP

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May you be one of the lucky ones.

To live?

To die?

yes

06.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alex Rodriguez? J-Lo's ex boyfriend?

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like Kristi No ma'am.

This is for @talkhoops.bsky.social

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Special Envoy for The Shields of Americas

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Hornets completely shook the Celtics and now they're bringing Tatum back.

05.03.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grizzlies making a late season playoff push i see

04.03.2026 19:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A 9:30PM local time Pelicans game?!?

Just release the damn Epstein files ffs.

04.03.2026 00:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tuned into this game right as this play was happening. I was watching on my laptop, with the game muted. It was interesting to see them go through the replay process with no audio. They showed that play a dozen times. It was so clear Jokic used his off arm to shove George while he was in the air

03.03.2026 04:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jokic so clearly shoved him with his off arm. What the fuck are we doing lol

03.03.2026 04:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
03.03.2026 04:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Blazers aren't close to being a playoff team and should sell high on Deni this summer...

02.03.2026 16:01 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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Nearly 14 years being best friends with this fool.

03.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Blazers are likely going to make the play in as a sub .500 team who will be bottom 10 in both offense and defense. I don't want a sham play-in birth to provide any cloud cover from the fact that they're still a bad team.

02.03.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hear ya, but the teams directly behind them are so clearly tanking. Like, Portland isn't going to miss the play-in if they wanted to

There is an improvement in wins this season, but because the Blazers are trying. I bet the teams from the last two years could have won 30+ if they had wanted to

02.03.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh I disagree with that last point. The Blazers are going to make the play-in because the teams behind them (aside from the Pelicans) have no interest in being in the top 10. Making the play-in should not be considered an achievement.

02.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This rational makes sense. would be interested to gauge his market though...

02.03.2026 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I understand that the Blazers org's goal prior to the season was to make the play-in, and a lot of fans welcomed that (I did at times too).

But we need to be realistic: making the play-in is not an achievement. I think that 3 of the teams below POR could have made the play-in had they wanted to

02.03.2026 14:50 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

In the first go around.

Decent chance that Cronin won't be long for this gig with the new ownership coming in.

Dame isn't a dumb guy. If he TRULY wanted to win a title, he would have signed elsewhere. He was a UFA. The truth of the matter is that Dame doesn't really have a say like he used to.

02.03.2026 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What would Jrue and Dame be pissed about exactly?

02.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hahahaha yeah. Joe Dumars may be a dummy, but he isn't THAT dumb.

02.03.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah he's taken a step back offensively this season. Could be due to lingering injuries.

02.03.2026 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Blazers should kick the tires on a Zion trade...

02.03.2026 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean...there is a lot of redundancy there with Toumani. And Herb isn't going to help too much on the offensive end, which would be a large void that would need to be filled with a Deni Avdija replacement.

02.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What makes it kinda of tough (interesting) is that he doesn't make that much money for salary matching purposes. Blazers would likely need to package him with a bigger salary (Jerami or Jrue). That way you could bring back a real player. Not sure who exactly that could be.

02.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Blazers aren't close to being a playoff team and should sell high on Deni this summer...

02.03.2026 16:01 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Well. I've got bad news for the league....

they fucked

02.03.2026 15:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0