@mkhammr
Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
No bad news EVER!!! Life will be sooo great!!
Pride's over bitches!!
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
NEVER!!! Kegsbreath makes me MOIST like no one else!!
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
Kegsbreath for the WIN, 'Merica!!!
Where is JD's purse???
It's his third legs that puts a little spring in my step!! #DontTellMyHubby
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
And is it me or does that NOT look like a white guy in the photo???
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
Welcome to the Ru Paul stage Medusa Venom!!
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!!
Job security for life!
it's like she is aging before our eyes, it is beautiful to see!
Sorry they got rid of her with DEI
