in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth
Sal Fasano 33 Bullpen coach MLB.com
You’re not going to believe this
mew mew mew i dont wike daywight savings time, i wost a whole hour of my wifetime—oh sorry i am outside in the bright sunshine at 6:30pm for the first time in half a year and cannot hear your babyish mewling over the clinking ice in my glass of lemonade
The moderate position at this point is crushing sanctions against Israel. Everything less than that is collaboration.
Today is the real first day of spring
i am audhd and i am tired of people implying that i'm too lazy and stupid and disabled to use my goddamn brain
Every generation goes through this, but usually the elderly drive to hold on to power and authority is offset by their love for their children and their desire to see them succeed. Really sad and disturbing that this seems entirely absent from gerontocratic politics
Really clear look at Gerontocratic psychology here. Boomers just aren't reconciled with the realities of aging and death and this is directly tied to their desperation to stop the world from moving forward
Wow! He really is Greek!
12 hours ago: yay humidity! My skin is better and i can finally stop pulling chunks of ciabatta bread from my nose
Now: why do I live in a swamp? Swamp-ass hair, swamp-ass neck, swamp-ass shirt, swamp-ass swamp ass
really is amazing how much more fun baseball can be when you unhook it from two things as joyless as MLB and american sports fandom bsky.app/profile/bmag...
The collapse of the petrodollar and the liberal order happened like 30 years earlier than it needed to because the world’s most unfuckable losers were mad that they made The Little Mermaid black.
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."
what the fuck are we doing
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Have long said that someone named Jaxson Dart had only two paths in life: SEC quarterback or GOP congressman and Markwayne Mullin proves that theory.
Serbia, KIND OF, if you squint really hard.
ace hardware implies the existence of hypersexual hardware
Don’t read this as a “why aren’t you paying attention to THIS thing” post but it’s probably worth being aware that beyond Iran and Ukraine there is a third major war going on right now:
How is Markwayne Mullin not Arkansas’ starting quarterback
*to the tune of Baba O'Riley*
🎵 MEALY APPLE 🎵
🎵 MEALY APPLE 🎵
Gotta clear space for Kirk
Do we buy the Kuwait friendly fire story? It’s absolutely the lie you’d tell if you wanted to cover it up but it also seems well within the realm of possibility, and Iran doesn’t really seem to have much in the way of air defense.
Democrats want this war on Iran!! Look at the rhetoric for the last 10 years! Obama might be the only prominent Democrat who didn’t constantly talk about attacking Iran. They get everything they want (war, friendship with Israel) while the GOP gets all the blame. Could not be better for them
Do that, add 1500 more reps, proportion them sanely, and you’d probably fix like 70% of this shit
Abolishing the Senate is a sensible position, alongside the Electoral College and Supreme Court
The video about how brown light isn’t real is great.
BAW GAWD THATS GEORGE HW BUSH’S MUSIC!
