Shakesbeer

Who was Pilate, Jesus Christ Superstar

Googling paczki a million times this past week because my brain will not retain how to spell it

What's the hex code for Big Gretch's signature fuschia lipstick?

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The audacity Google has to sign me out of my account WHILE I'm actively typing in a Google doc...just to make sure it's me

Jalen Duren is just out here straight flying 👀

Alright, I legitimately just feel bad for the Pacers at this point. Goodness gracious

I can't stop thinking about Hamnet please help

Jesus, where the fuck did Jessie Buckley come from. Hamnet fucking ruined me.

Constantly torn between "go to the movies, save the cinema experience" and "Jesus Christ society is unfit for the cinema experience". The guy in front of me has his shoes off and his feet up on the headrest in front of him and the ass next to me took TWO calls and texted through half of it.

You know what's weird? Missing your mom when she's very much alive and well(?) and only a fifteen minute drive away.

As a theater professional.....I'm sorry WHAT

I never get any credit for not prematurely breaking into the Oreos that I bought to make a pie crust with. Like, I really want a fucking Oreo but I only bought enough for the pie on Thursday and wow that was so dumb of past me.

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If you're a door to door whatever you're doing, and I don't answer the first time you knock, I don't care if you know I'm home... fucking leave. Especially in the dark and my porch light isn't on. Get the fuck off my porch, no survey is worth knocking THREE more times.

Weird things I Google for my job:
"Is Frank N. Furter more of a Leo or an Aries?"

That's what I said

A group chat of 30somethings discover the new Yellowcard album and for one brief beautiful moment it's 2004 again

Like, where did all of those actors come from?? Why haven't we seen them before? Incredible performances too to bottom, and IN ONE TAKE. Absolutely masterful

I just watched Adolescence in one sitting and I think I need a minute.
Jesus fucking christ

“You’ve got sadness in you, I’ve got sadness in me – and my works of art are places where the two sadnesses can meet, and therefore both of us need to feel less sad.”

HBD, Mark Rothko ...

Thanks for the info!!

She's a 10 but she'd rather ask the void if it knows if Green Door is open again now that it's fall and the weird summer hours are supposed to be over but everything online is still very ??and god forbid she make a fucking phone call

When I was kid, like the mid to late 90's, Baskin Robbins had this shake but not quite a shake called Chocolate Blast and I've been chasing that high ever since. That shit was fucking delicious

We used to be a proper country

All I'm saying is, I don't think it's the mustaches, I think it's Kerry Carpenter.

Unfortunately, I've yet to encounter a High Noon disguised as Celsius. Really woulda thought the odds were in my favor on this one.

Pro tip: If you have to go to the ER, try to go on your period. It's really nice not having to go through all the "let's make sure you're not pregnant" bullshit.

Would you judge me if I deleted this and started over, because holy hell, I think I messed up when I first started here 🙈

Another summer, another game of: Guess the mystery plant, cucumber or pumpkin?
You compost pumpkins one goddamn time 😂

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I'm know I'm old because a man just walked past my porch while I was having a smoke and offered to trade me a couple of weed nuggs (bare, just in his hand btw) for a couple of my cigarettes but I absolutely did not recognize any of the words for what he was offering me 🤣 He got 'em free of charge😆