MadamMimm

By Clay Jones.

By Clay Jones.

Has anyone tried playing Slim Whitman through the muzak system of the White House to run the aliens off as yet?

This comic strip gave me snowmen assignments, but sadly I live in a region without enough to execute the missions.
Not that I don't try, however.

Hegseth thinks he's a Modern Day Crusader and his efforts will bring the return of Jesus.
Even Jesus is having a good laugh at these idiots.

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I like the cut of your jib...

The flesh is reflecting the rot of his soul.

" Limited Operation ". Now, where have I heard that before?
Oh yeah, that three day engagement now on its 4th year.

LUTNICK EXPOSED! 🤥⛓️
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick claimed he cut ties with Epstein in 2005. Emails and photos from 2012 and 2015 say otherwise. Now he’s heading to the hot seat to testify under oath. The net is widening!
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fail...

The lines are just as sharp as they were when this object was presented.
Even today this would represent months of focus and execution in order to create.
They aimed for immortality, and they achieved it through their art.

Deplorables doing deplorable deeds for those with deplorable needs.
And now instead of being scattered among the crowds, they're all in a neat and tidy grouping.
Exposed to the hunters, they now become prey.
May Justice delight in the hunt.

Ohh, thank you so very much!

Ministry Mafia.
Architects of wholesale slaughter of innocence on their altars of Ego.

I blame my increase in weed need to the macerated mango, too.

Psst, where'd ya get them beans, partner?

Only felt one minor earthquake in my life.
Had a little banger this morning, and I slept through it?
Damn!

#Treetops Emit #Ultraviolet Sparkles During #Thunderstorms. Researchers Just Filmed It in Nature for the First Time

Link for more info and photos: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...

Your car knew what was up, and decided to hold on for dear life!

Noticed the glaring absence of a president at the tarmac to welcome home the remains.
I don't know if he even bothered to send a proxy.
Uncultured swine.

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

Makes me glad I quit my work when I did.
Customers' orders delayed. Angry folks calling.
I don't miss that in the least.

True. Or even a loose wire running to the sensor.

I would have them check the fuel pump and fuel system as well if the starter passes a visual and mechanical check.
If you're not getting the right fuel pressure to the injectors, then the car won't start or fail to stay running for more than a minute or so.

These past few days having to attend meetings far above his mental capacity must have worn the old codger out.

As a first hand witness, he's even more repulsive in person.
A slug in a cheap suit.

I'm glad that the ejection system worked properly. We have plenty of planes, but not enough pilots.
I hope they're okay.
This will be a story they tell their grandkids, you know!

Coffee is this world's Spice.
It broadens the mind.
Sooths the snarling beast.

Hell, last one in buys the first round!

Two folks in a hot air balloon got snagged 900 ft high on a tower outside.
They've been there since around 9 am.
No matter how bad my mornings get, at least they're not this bad. It's 11:30 now, and folks are still trying to figure a way to get down.