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everyone will talk like this when llms replace teachers

ideally you'd want to be 100% certain that someone isn't a Nazi antisemite. but yeah wife whatever sure

she's the titular bear actually

people who own a sphinx cat are like: i will face the horrible truth hidden at the center of the universe and not flinch. i will exult in the terror of a godless existence. nietzschean shit

Dan Stevens stars as "German scientist"

Onslaught (2026) A mother living in a trailer park tries to protect her loved ones from a threat that has escaped from a secret military base, while mercenaries try to contain it.

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this is how i deal with all my problems

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I'm not illiterate I'm post-literate

my butlerian jihad is put Gerard Butler in more movies

please, let me know when you've ordered intestines by accident at a French restaurant and finished them out of stubborn pride

i want to listen to hot new music and also not expand my horizons at all or learn anything. if some zoomers out there could please form a band that sounds exactly like Fleetwood Mac and be successful with cool people and also tell me about it that would be great thank you

i use tiktok to train my attention span. I've learned to pay attention to tiktok for hours at a time

A Roman ship with its entire cargo of garum amphorae intact found off the coast of the Gulf of Taranto in the Ionian Sea Beneath the relentless transparency of the Ionian Sea, a few miles off the coast of the Italian town of Gallipoli, on the shores of the Gulf of Taranto, the wreck of a large Roman oneraria ship has be...

@patrickwyman.bsky.social gearing up for a national treasure style heist

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i think this kind of grand unified narrative deserves a healthy dose of skepticism

congratulations on your two bad cats

from the studio that brought you the wire: never mind, cops are good now

ennui

slank or skut

I've decided to become the joker. is there a form i need to fill out our how does this work?

Wilson being even more of an orb

I went to take a picture to show you he isn't always like this, but he is literally even more orb now

auch gut: sanewashing von diesem Schwachsinn indem man Trump Rationalität unterstellt

that part should have gone to Steve Guttenberg

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me in an imax theater: if only tim Hortons was real

easy fix: just invent a na'vi tribe that lives in Vancouver

in fact "the left" are the only ones offering any ideas and solutions. what a dumb premise

Quentin Tarantino is really bad in pulp fiction. has anyone noticed this before?

good movies should be long, bad movies should be short