Sabbath rules. 76 is too young to die because that’s how old my parents are. Once again, Sabbath rules.
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Sabbath rules. 76 is too young to die because that’s how old my parents are. Once again, Sabbath rules.
Just kidding. I’m going to BURGLE the Oculus. I’m going to ROB you.
My goal for this quarter is simple and it’s to rob every store in the Oculus.
In Catholic news: John Mulaney’s speech for Conan O’Brien’s Kennedy Center prize was the funniest one, and should’ve closed the show. Not only was it the funniest, it was right up Conan’s alley! And that’s what these things should be.
Thank you! Good to see you.
Thank you!
Haha, YES!
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Plum blossoms, I think, lining a paved path at Shore Road
A cool turtle. A VERY COOL pond slider turtle sitting in some clovers.
Look who I met at the park today. Look at its nice claws. It’s my birthday so it felt like an auspicious sighting.
I’ve had this in my head since JP II’s fune. I watched it on youtubes along with all my other favorite music videos. I hope when I die some mysterious friends from the East come sing a wonderful song. youtu.be/NebIAPoUXXw
A NY Waterways ferry named Tooth Ferry.
I’d like to get a nice job with the city naming ferries, but truly whoever’s doing it now doesn’t need any help.
I’m sorry but we cannot discuss the White Lotus in the workplace anymore. Unless you work at the HJ factory.
I will gladly answer this for you next week! I’ve been asking everyone what the best pizza in town is and haven’t gotten any repeat answers.
I work in Hoboken, New Joisey now. Lovable city. Extremely wet. To think I used to travel to New Orleans to be that damp. When I could have gotten clammy in my own backyard. Hoboken: the Moist Choice (idea for slogan.)
I’m going to talk about Bernadette all the time at the new job, but I’m never going to say she’s a cat. There’s no law that says you have to say who’s a cat.
I should have taken more time off between jobs. Like a thousand years. I’m not just saying that because I don’t understand what I have to do at the new job. I’m not worried about that, but I do hope a big beautiful meteor destroys the planet today.
4 days off before I start my new job. It would be a shame if I were to be mauled by a big awesome bear or something.
You wouldn’t think anything called Nightbitch would be boring. That’s an exciting name.
PLAY CANDY-COLORED CLOWN!
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I made evil resolutions this year and already did one (q my j.) 😈
The taco place by me gives homemade potato chips with your order. What a wonderful organization.
I’m on drone patrol down at the 69th street pier. I don’t really know what they look like and I have poor vision and I’m so bundled in winter layers I can’t actually look up. But I will know intuitively if something uncool is up there.
But it’s knurled. Tell me where else I can find such knurlmanship.
He’s innocent
Inadvertently going through some kind of exposure therapy watching pet snake videos. Snake lovers seem to think they are usually just chilling, and further explained that a snake is just “a noodle.” Well I’m not afraid of chilling and I’m certainly not afraid of noodles. Much to ponder.
Who By Fire is not in and of itself heroin music but this performance of it is
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Of the considerable amount of heroin music I love, from Cab Calloway to Nick Cave, I love Mark Lanegan’s One Hundred Days the most.
