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He's taking a quick break from golfing to salute near the caskets of soldiers he got killed before immediately heading back to the golf club for dinner and late night IV drips.

07.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The administration going into negotiations with Iran knowing they were definitely going to attack them soon:

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High school Pete Hegseth would be like "ohhhh shit!" over this and none of his friends would have because they wouldn't have existed.

07.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should give Razzie awards to government officials who do terrible acting too.

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even see how these two guys survived those beatings. RIP to them.

07.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But also domestic tinpot dictatorships. So still worse.

07.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's starting to feel better to work later and just get things done than to procrastinate and have to panic work another day. This is everything I feared life would be like as a teenager.

07.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

07.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being able to say this without have to waste space on an unnecessary qualifier like "allegedly" must be a treat.

06.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I see I've walked into this app mid-untoward conversation yet again.

06.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He flinging that bra off as soon as he gets home.

06.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter if an adversary is helping endanger your troops if you don't care about the troops. Just get more troops to replace them or whatever.

06.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coworkers be too cheery sometimes like damn I know you at work because so am I. Why are you so happy about this unfortunate situation?

06.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It be comrades' own comrades.

06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me, charging every single device I own at the closest AI data center if my electric bill goes up a single penny because of them being in my area:

06.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

06.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He already Toad them once, they not gonna be Toad again.

06.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We've barely scratched the surface of the pawns we can lose with no problem."

06.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Hollywood group โ€” linked to the Israeli government and supported by individuals in the Epstein Files, including a Russian oligarch and Casey Wasserman โ€” is leading a smear campaign against a film about a 5-year-old girl killed by Israeli forces, to stop it from getting an Oscar:

06.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 172 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

In a sane world this would be enough to end an administration.

06.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday internet cousin @msash-renee.bsky.social

Enjoy your day ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

06.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"God himself forgave me but I guess that wasn't enough for YOU people."

06.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend has been trying to encourage me to mentor kids like he does and I might show him the kind of stuff I post on here so he stops.

06.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This mf thinks he's president of earth.

06.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bathroom is the pile of trash on the sidewalk out front.

06.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran said they wanted his blood not ours.

06.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tailgating my car just tells me that you know you're in second place and can't do shit about it.

06.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He trying to rub it on that guy.

05.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got so used to the snow being there that outside looks plain as hell without it now. The spring greens have to come season these views up fast.

05.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a Markwayne looks like:

05.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0