Trump Echoes Mister Rogers and Sinatra in Asking for a ‘Diet Coke’
Trump Echoes Mister Rogers and Sinatra in Asking for a ‘Diet Coke’
Thank you, because i suddenly need these
The trick to not falling off a cliff is to never, ever look down
It might not be *the* worst theory in the world, but it’s definitely a worst theory in the world
It’s probably the rabies
Every time I hear random firecrackers I have to wonder if It happened
The nation’s SSRI dosage will be lowered 50% that day
He’s got my vote
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
Whoops, I slipped and fell into posing for the camera in a notorious Salvadoran prison! Oh no, I accidentally called another dead protestor a terrorist, clumsy me! And oh my goodness how did these millions of dollars get in my pocket?
I was prepared for this to be, like, Hasan, who sucks shit but is a massive platform and thus is similar to going to Rogan or whatever, but this is just an obscure guntuber who believes in ZOG shit, basically.
“suspecting” is I guess one way to describe the output of probabilistic modeling
Super stoked the Pentagon will be using [checks notes] MechaHitler for mass surveillance and autonomous weapons
The firing was due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, when Mullin said he didn’t want Corey on his staff
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
Backpedaling on the "unconditional surrender" demand by saying we'll tell them when they've surrendered is so funny
Democrats seem to be saying to Black voters:
“Give us your votes, but leave your voices behind”
We’re not going to be silent partners in our own fight for equity and equality.
Emmanuel Damas died in ICE custody after ICE failed to treat a tooth issue that turned into pneumonia.
ICE didn't even keep his family updated.
The Trump admin's cruelty knows no bounds.
I'm pressing with Senator Markey and Rep. Pressley to hold ICE accountable.
The nazi tattoo and ugly social media history aside, Platner is eminently qualified to be a member of the United States Senate. There’s, um…
You need to be a conspiracy theorist to explain why bluesky hates its users so much and refuses to hire comms people
"nobody questions the success of the military operation" uh hang on where does the entire murdered school fit in to that "success"
A 4-seat banana car
Lol, well played
No doors at all
Just got a ride in a giant banana
We had to preemptive war because if Israel preemptive warred without us then Iran would’ve retaliated against us, and the fact Iran retaliated proves us right
This!
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
How to win in November
every R US Senator but Rand Paul owns this war, failed to uphold the Constitution and needs to get booted out.
Inventing victimhood to justify punching down is such a reliable indicator of bad people and bad politics. Abusers, moral panics, bigoted populism…
My *Democratic* opponent for the open seat in #CA14 donated to *this* Laura Loomer.
There is no version of this story where Rakhi Israni giving money to Laura Loomer is acceptable. None. It’s disqualifying.