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My wife and I are watching Deep Space 9. She's never seen it.

Her: Odo is my favorite

Me: You definitely have a thing for sarcastic grumps

Her: I love my sarcastic grump

Me: Sorry I can't shapeshift

Her: That's ok

Me: It would be nice. Not having joints sounds great

Her: Two. Dicks.

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You obviously didn't commit hard enough. You should try again.

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

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I wanted to like those movies. They did a surprisingly good job translating the vibe to live action. The art direction was perfect.

They absolutely butchered the story though. The plot of Silent Hill 1 & 3 is incredible, and would make really good movies.

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Take as much as you need.

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BOTH

Just double checked because I haven't kept up on changes to the uniform over the years.

I'm about 90% sure that's not an actual ACU blouse or patrol hat.

Soldiers don't roll their cuffs back like that, and the band of the hat looks wrong.

I thought the same thing.

No rank on the hat or lapels.

Un-ironed uniform, cuffs buttoned at tightest button.

Calling their weapon a gun.

This seems kinda stolen valor-y.

The lesson was "well that didn't work, time for a new strategy!"

Sounds like your bratting didn't go as planned and now you want revenge?

They each make the other better.

The accent makes it better.

Squire strongly suspects her knight is making up nonsense, but plays along anyway because it's hot.

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10/10. No notes.

In today's news, we've traced the zombies outbreak to a patient zero, a woman recovering from an unknown illness who kissed more than a thousand people...

Then he's obviously stupid and has terrible taste. You don't want someone like that around you anyway.

Now I want to see a side by side comparison of the IRL version.

Aren't you currently sick?

I'd put you in a hot shower, smear you with vapo-rub, make you soup, tuck you in, make sure you had a book and your phone charger, tell you're not allowed out of bed, and completely ignore your protests.

🎵oh would you like to swing on a star...🎵

ACAB, but there's degrees to it.

Call it a hunch.

I have a strong suspicion you own a ball gag...

I'm sure you know about the usual recovery stuff, like ginger tea with honey and lemon, and breathing steam in a hot shower.

The lesser known awesome cure is Fisherman's Friend cough drops. They don't taste good, but they really work.