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Philippe Clement Attlee

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I'm going nowhere, Lynn.

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Happy Making the FA Cup Quarter-Finals Day #ncfc

08.03.2026 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A+ nickname

07.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 805 ๐Ÿ” 198 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Would love for Alex Neil to get another promotion.

07.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BBC news alert: Watch live as Keir Starmer gives up...

BBC news alert: Watch live as Keir Starmer gives up...

Righto.

05.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Cheering West Ham wins on the proviso that it relegates Spurs.

04.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally.

04.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For old times' sake

04.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I aspire to exude as much confidence as this little Kinesin protein strutting along a microtubule while hauling intracellular cargo.

Look at that little guy go! ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿงช

03.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3349 ๐Ÿ” 657 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

I loved the foundry level. Would clear the enemies and then just wander about, enjoying the scenery!

03.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sensible Soccer and Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. Probably Minecraft. Might have Black off the PS2 - one of the few post 16-bit games I've ever actually completed and played through multiple times.

03.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10543 ๐Ÿ” 2148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

ยกAy, caruncles!

02.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the worst government in British history. Worse than Thatcher. Fuck everyone who voted for this

02.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐ŸŽถ Here comes the rake-stepper, murderer

01.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The @greenparty.org.uk is now earning ยฃ1 million A MONTH.

They are already extremely effective at spending very little cash and getting results. When it comes to campaigning, they've now got Labour and Reform on the ropes. A lot more is possible than you're being told.

01.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

North London Forever is such wank.

01.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagining a container ship containing a container that contains Lego container ships.

01.03.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poppy Shagger final boss - person literally covered from head to toe in poppies outside Leicester's stadium.

Poppy Shagger final boss - person literally covered from head to toe in poppies outside Leicester's stadium.

Lest we forget... Leicester are going to League 1

28.02.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barry Butler Ben Slimane #ncfc

28.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vlad brain farts, as per fucking usual #ncfc

28.02.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame we're not ahead with that amount of possession. You'd assume Leicester can't be as shite again in the second half #ncfc

28.02.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OPERATION EPIC FURRIES

28.02.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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28.02.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

That interview with Polanski on Sky News just now was an impressive show of why he's so good at this: every question was put to him antagonistically as a "ha ha gotcha" trap, and he answered every single one with his party's actual policy, leaving those poor interviewers looking both bitter & stupid

27.02.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who called it Starmer's Front Bench and not Savile Row?

26.02.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thrashed 'em ๐Ÿ’š

27.02.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up the Greens! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

27.02.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HOPE VS HATE 

VOTE GREEN! 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

HOPE VS HATE VOTE GREEN! Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

It's a two-horse race between the Green Party and Reform and every vote counts.

People of Gorton & Denton, you have until 10pm to vote Green and make hope normal again.

26.02.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 366 ๐Ÿ” 148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

A Touch of Spice - David Jason solving crimes on Arrakis

26.02.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0