mr on the internet man

whole administration of people that wouldnt stop whining until they got to open one present on christmas eve.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

anyone else fighting the urge to wander off into the woods... been thinking a lot about the woods lately...

i didnt realize the entire show was going to be made up of 400 SNL sketches

think I could get rich with numchuck skills? probably not but what I'm doing now aint working

if ai was a force for good these assholes wouldnt want it. thats how you know its a scam

it occured to me just this minute that robert englund might not be from england. he isnt. he is from california. i dont feel like you can blame me for this mistake.

asking a maga guy, "what changed about america to cause us to fall from greatness?" is basically pulling the pin on a racism grenade

nevermind i found it

can someone please call my phone?

My real take on platner "is he a nazi?" is: Fuck dude, maybe? Im a politics dork and i didnt know what the fuck a totemkampf was before all this.
Who tf else is there to vote for in Maine? If mills wanted to win she could but she would have to start saying the stuff GP is saying

im not in maine so i am not voting for anyone but ill say the real lesson from all the platner stuff should be "Hey if you run with this platform it makes up for a lot of other weaknesses"

dems love to court voters like me (cis, het, working class, all the colors of the mayo rainbow) by showing how amenable they are in taking rights and healthcare away from people who arent me.
doesnt fill me with confidence if im honest. kinda just makes it look like you will sell out anyone

in or around 2014 right wingers found out that someone who appears to be a lady might also have a penis and they have not been able to think about anything else ever since

a cartoon character says welcome to the world of tomorrow !!! ALT: a cartoon character says welcome to the world of tomorrow !!!

incredible tech. throw another trillion on it

people being weird and snobby about fast food always irks me. really hate to break it to the "cools" out there but mcdonalds is fucking delicious. good for you? no, but if i go to a local place its a minimum $50 bill with the 48% tip since i also gotta pay the owners workers for some reason

Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III

nonconsensual AI porn is so fucking grim. people already make porn folks. tons of them. why you gotta make your own out of vacation pics from facebook?

the absolute dumbest motherfucker on the planet: Dude, A.I. is so cool! I love to watch these videos.

well there is a big ol' landmine of a link in the tl at work this mornin...

if i could wish to be a rich guy or a great artist that could make myself wealthy i would take the money and just have fun sucking at stuff

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

everyone tells these goofballs that the way to actually become more attractive is to just have a cool personality and they knew that was impossible so they started tapping a ball-peen hammer on their cheeks.

is stand up stupid? part of me wants to quit and the other part of me is like, what else you got going on?

Chris's passion about the computer is palpable. I stay nostalgic about computing as a kid because it was a wondrous new world. It felt like anything was possible with tech and the early Internet. Now it blows cuz RW freaks have set it to extract dollars and push their abhorrent existences on you.

I don't have a big account so I really don't care if I reach the largest audience. (Although I have seemed to have more actual followers than I ever did on twitter) So I don't care about 'the discourse'. I left twitter because I got tired of getting matt walsh updates when I never asked for them

Back on Twitter, long before Musk bought it, when it was perceived as having a lib/left cast, journalists were always ticking users off because it wasn’t “real life”. Now it’s X, a far-right site, they tick us off because it’s “the commons” and apparently we’re missing real life by not being there?

wife appreciation post: bro if you marry the right one literally everything else just goes better