chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

a young boy with curly hair is wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy with curly hair is wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt .

me finding the tiniest things to critique in my performance that most people would never notice

did anyone else read that book when they were younger about all the mannequins coming to life at mall of america

Call my piss Obama the way I let it be perfectly clear

a man in a red shirt is mowing his lawn ALT: a man in a red shirt is mowing his lawn

life gettin rid of shit i dont need lately

they should make memories downloadable so you can show them to other people

ibs i be sweatin

“thanks everyone for COMING OUT🌈” - @johnmaddening.bsky.social @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social

i feel like i cant sleep enough. 10-12 hours? not enough 🫩

peepeepoopoo

i love it here cuz its like screaming into the void

the one thing that never failed to make me feel better just makes me feel so much worse about myself

it’s so fucking frustrating fucking sucking at something you were once so good at

“watermelon is a low calorie snack” not when i eat two whole watermelons by myself

i havent watched wrestling since the vfw!

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE SAFETY DANCE STUCK IN MY HEAD

when i got my driver’s license renewed, and i watched an old man fail his eye exam at least 5 times before they passed him. just fuckin dangerous.

OF COURSE i get my period the day before a performance 😭 bloating and cramps and headaches galore

a man with pink hair and braces on his teeth is smiling in a car ALT: a man with pink hair and braces on his teeth is smiling in a car

how i first imagined ironteeth witches in throne of glass

😮‍💨 @hazmat-circus.bsky.social

MY CROTCH STITCH SURVIVED
ONTO THE NEXT BODYSUIT

i stitched up the ripped crotch in my aerial bodysuit & testing it out tonight. it looks shitty as fuck but i have hope

never skipping the gym on vaca again. silks was mad hard after a week of nothingness.

Why be transph0b1c and hateful when you could instead choose to just say one little gender affirming thing and watch them absolutely GLOW. Not only is it so much nicer but it just feels fucking great to effortlessly
create joy like that. Hate is just so much extra WORK. I'll never get it.

happy #WRESTLEPALOOZA day 2!!!

remember if you hear anyone being a piece a shit or being any of the phobics, come to the merch table & let me know. it will be handled. ❤️

@f1rstwrestling.bsky.social

working out with cramps sucks because you can feel anything else but the fucking cramps

every fucking time my dog has peanut butter she licks her legs and gives herself peanut butter legs

i finally finish all of the available acotar series so far and 10/10 got me into a whole new genre

also fuck you if you hate nesta

every time i hear “don’t stop me now” by queen, i hear @hazmat-circus.bsky.social singing to me… “wrap! your fucking legs” “turn into a stag yeaaaaah”