A vitamin I took got kinda stuck halfway down. So that's where my entire focus will be for the next 17 to 33 mins.
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A vitamin I took got kinda stuck halfway down. So that's where my entire focus will be for the next 17 to 33 mins.
trying to follow my dreams
they took a bus somewhere
Funny thing about nights like this.
You start thinking about those who used to be part of the room. Not gone exactly… just someplace else now. Different streets. Different lives. But every once in a while something comes on the radio and suddenly they’re with you again.
Mm-hmm.
Let it ride.
Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?
Can Fetterman be fired?
Have you ever noticed that some people are funnier when you drink and more lovable after they leave.
Ew, no.
*motions to everything*
How long does a midlife crisis last? Going on about 18yrs and I feel that might be a bit excessive.
Diesel at my local station is now over $4.40 a gallon. I was paying $3.75 two days ago. My truck is thirst. I guess I will be going nowhere fast this year.
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
Grok is the Mountain Dew of ai chatbots
gas is up sixty plus cents per gallon in the last few days, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with our carrying an illegal and immoral war of distraction..
right?
Do you think that before we had houses, they called them cave flies?
you can't unhear it
psssst, if a woman doesn’t want to talk to you in DMs that doesn’t mean she has a shitty personality or is a bitch so give your balls a tug and move on bro
My plans for today? Same as always; drink coffee and be sexy.
Sincere Post Alert:
If you can, please consider donating to a local food bank like @foodbankrockies.bsky.social
It will make you feel good and at least 25% more sexy!
it's such a great song. and the snare drum in so fkn awful
if the bears move to indy I'm done. fuck em
Speaking of salt, people don’t be putting enough salt in their pasta water.
if I could travel through time I'd do so much cool shit like go back and properly mic the snare drum when the outfield was recording 'your love'
I’m going to a perimenopause clinic next month and really hoping a frontal lobotomy is on the menu, because I’m certain that’s the only thing that’ll fix me now.
Some days ya just gotta put it all down because it’s heavy.
Today this included my head.
I slept all day and I’m about to go try and sleep all night.
Be good to each other. And more importantly, be good to yourselves.
[man having heart attack during flight]
Flight Attendant: IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
Me: [raising hand] it’s not a house, it’s an airplane
If you’re a rocker complaining that kids don’t want to listen to your music anymore maybe don’t write a 16 minute song about the celestial tides when you used to write 3 and a half minute bangers Billy
I read that we're importing millions of pounds of beef, but beef prices continue to climb. I wonder why that is...
Oh yeah - only 4 companies control roughly 90% of our beef supply in America.
Time to break up the monopolies
My ex said she'd love me until the end of time, which turned out to be about 3 months.
biblically accurate corn dogs
Hey.
There’s a coffee ring on my console. It’s by a stack of records with sleeves that don’t match. One’s in the wrong jacket. Keep meaning to fix it.
Yeah...
Some nights feel better a little out of order. A little lived in.
Everything don’t gotta line up tonight.
Needle’s down.
Let it be.
Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life