thehotinpsychotic

Next time I see a crying teenager, I'm giving them a hug and gently letting them know it only gets worse from here

The stairs only go down, kid

Shes smokin hawt too

They should invent a man thats hot and clever and good in bed and smart and funny
Im seriously getting exhausted from having to have five boyfriends

Its still nominated for every category at the FIFA movie awards tho.
Also the only movie nominated but lets not nit pick details

Taking a probiotic & an antibiotic so I can feel something

More pics of boobie prints in the snow please

Im really good at giving bad advice

I have a crying Playlist
Like one i play to make myself cry

Things would have probably ended differently if you had let him hang out
Jus sayin

If youre a werewolf and you dont know it then youre actually an unawarewolf.
Im sorry dont block me

All this time I thought it was French
Thanks for clarifying

Good news: Canada wasnt invaded
Bad news: Now I have to work today

Soooo
Like am I allowed to be slutty over here or nah?

Like thats gonna stop me

Are you okay Murica? cause I'm worried
Stop by for some luv and butter tarts if you want

Sorry
You have to be in my top 3 boyfriends for me to name a vibrator after you

Hey fellas: BOOBIES

Remember when we didnt have to pay bills?
That was good times

Just got home from the Antifa No Kings orgy and holy moly can't hardly wait till the next one

Today I start my new job as Antifa Canada's food & entertainment director

I put all of my eggs in one basket because Im lazy and don't want to take two trips carrying eggs

If any of you Americans need an Emotional Support Canuck I have nanaimo bars and butter tarts

Cocaine so white it tells ya "well, we'd better getta move on, here"

It really is much less Nazi- ish over here.....

STFU im a wizard

Oh hey
Did I miss anything?

So you get over 5k likes on a skeet one time and then you can never get another?
Kool, Kool......

Its Slurpee day so I only cried for a half hour after my shower this morning

Hitting up every 7 11 in the Slurpee capital of North America....

Date: what do you like to do for fun?

Me: get high and tell dad jokes on the internet. hbu?

Date: get high and read dad jokes on the internet

Me: 😍

Date: 😍