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Herbo Lyfe

@blatantly-moe

32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog. No phobes allowed. Please add me if you are a cool person.

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Health insurance is so cool because my coverage for stuff was approved until it suddenly was denied after I already did the things.

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are those sensory chew necklaces you can get. They come in all kinds of styles.

05.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I chew on so many things while at work while I'm thinking. I now have a chewing hair tie I keep on my lanyard so I don't destroy my new lanyard. A pacifier is a good idea.

05.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did I learn nothing from all the episodes of Scooby Doo I watched as a kid? The rich white man is bad. Every. Single. Time!

05.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is something weird my mind does when reading a scene in a book that has domestic violence. My mind makes it seem like that person is possessed by a Dr. Jekyll personality disorder or literally turns into a monster. But in the books, it's just some controlling rich guy.

05.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of having any social interactions with people I know, I'm just reading and sometimes commenting on r/roastmypet.

04.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm reading The Housemaid (which I'm really enjoying) and I keep imagining that Nina Winchester looks and sounds like Marjorie from Little Britain with some adjustments. This has caused some of the scenes to seem more ridiculous than probably intended.

01.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white dog with his tongue out.

A white dog with his tongue out.

What my dog's face looks like when I tell him: I think I'll call in "sick" today. *cough #thatfridayfeeling

27.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2699 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 5

Hello to my son! (A dad joke to a new father hehehe)

27.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on getting into books and almost across the board, it is cheaper to buy the e book over audio book except if it is newer or popular. I will now go to my local book store to see if they have the books I really want to read and see which is cheaper.

27.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm receiving this. I had a good chat during lunch with my spouse and that has definitely helped me move on to a different thing that makes me not as sad.

But now I'm annoyed about something so....

Progress?

24.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's cool how another thing (mistake at work) has happened that's also helping me justify why I dont feel good about myself right now.

24.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I won't do what I'm thinking. I know thinking about things isn't going to hurt me. I know this should pass in a couple days or a week. I know I'm simply being fucked with by my own mind because real life things coincided with an already hard time for me.

I'm just worried I'm wrong this time.

23.02.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

February sux!!!

23.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, someone sharing news in a way I can understand.

20.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope it arms you with language and information to use that may help those around you develop these skills.

20.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We still have not finished the show. Lmao.

20.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking isn't really enough. I need to start practicing lifting heavy things. For the revolution!

20.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish gyms had a doggy day care I could take my dog to. He's my buddy. If I leave my house to exercise, why wouldn't I take him?

Every time I think about starting to go to a gym, I start feeling bad because that's time I could be enriching my dog's life by walking him.

20.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just so we know, I listened to my spouse and kept my ringer on and I left my desk to talk to a coworker and you could hear my phone ringing FROM ACROSS THE OFFICE.

but yeah sure. I can find my phone all the time now.

19.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

18.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4508 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 146
Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method
Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method YouTube video by zekerags

Every year, I rewatch this training video for Waffle House.

What an insane job.

youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?...

17.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When your birthday is within the week but you've been trying to convince people you are an ancient being who was never born but simply appeared but you also think a little cake and a little happy birthday from people would be nice.

16.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ive been up since 3 am and have been very normal about it so... you're welcome.

16.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for being my friend and sending me dumb things! πŸ’•

14.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm learning that being dumped at the Church Witch's apartment by my parents for no apparent reason and an undetermined amount of time was my unique experience.

No old woman forced you to make rosaries and eat foods you never saw before?

13.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

James Van Der Beek died and now i just keep singing the theme to Dawson's Creek but it goes "🎡90108 409 23o4! Will it be yes or will it be.... sorry🎢"

Help!

13.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about me not being on social media that much is when I want to do something that requires using said social media, people think my account got taken over by a bot that invites them to things.

I hate the future.

12.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cereal in ball form is the worst because it rolls out my hands and then i'm scrambling for them and they end up on the floor.

Im gonna crash out today stg.

10.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification? I saw the first Shrek movie when it first came out in theaters.

10.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0