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This happens to be a nocturne, ya know Frederick fucking Chopin…Czech Texan, P1, red panda enthusiast, Team Bidet, Jackie Daytona - Cocaine bear bartender

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Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 8464 🔁 1336 💬 350 📌 125

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 👍 4495 🔁 663 💬 72 📌 36

I feel this in my literal bones

05.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@sportssturm.bsky.social Freaks and Geeks is on Paramount+

04.03.2026 21:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And they did it to appease a base that will never accept them much like CNN has

03.03.2026 19:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, a big fuck you to anyone who voted for this horseshit. I ain’t trying to reconcile, I’m full on 2pac “Hit’em up” about it, die slow mother fuckers.

01.03.2026 05:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And when we do hold them accountable we should take all their assets and put them in the social security fund. And then bring back public hangings.

01.03.2026 04:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also, please direct any questions or comments to pleasefuckoff@gmail.com

01.03.2026 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone is giving their nuanced takes to this shit. Here is mine, these people are evil cretins doing awful shit and we should all hate them and hold them accountable.

01.03.2026 04:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell, I’m just at the combination KFC/Taco Bell

01.03.2026 04:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Seems to be the pattern…

28.02.2026 23:19 👍 16648 🔁 5058 💬 444 📌 189

A 12 year old obviously

28.02.2026 20:04 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The “fuck you, make me “ response all these companies should have employed from the start.

28.02.2026 04:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 👍 36993 🔁 11950 💬 496 📌 800

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 👍 6145 🔁 2478 💬 54 📌 41

Why is it that no media members can ask the GOP for details about anything they say. They just spew vague lies with no pushback whatsoever.

24.02.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He’s a messy bitch overall

21.02.2026 21:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
21.02.2026 15:23 👍 1677 🔁 412 💬 13 📌 0

McLovin looking dork mfer

21.02.2026 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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😕

21.02.2026 03:21 👍 29080 🔁 8636 💬 728 📌 478

Call him a bitch Marisa!

21.02.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeb Bush part deux

19.02.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 👍 40978 🔁 10907 💬 312 📌 340

Am I having a stroke?

17.02.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . `` Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``

Mike Judge might have something to say about that.

16.02.2026 00:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In Europe and Japan they have begun turning them into senior centers

15.02.2026 19:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hottest Rap album of the year about to drop

15.02.2026 18:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You ain’t fooling me, that is a thumb

14.02.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly romance goals

14.02.2026 20:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Incredible

www.instagram.com/reel/DUtTdIz...

14.02.2026 17:07 👍 2453 🔁 802 💬 146 📌 87